im piss off!!!!!!

[3Vandoo]

I just woke up, day off today, if that explain why I woke up at 1700....

You know, you do some dreams and when you wake up you are fucking piss! Well I am........


I did that dream that my Frenchie, broke up with her bf (for a while) and we both met and well had a weakness. She announced me she pregnant, and we agree to keep the kid. Anyway she goes back with her fucking asshole, dumbfuck of a bf, but everything goes bad and well it finally get over. So as we have a child together, we see eachother more often and finally, we are together and we get married. Then in my damn dream, I am in my bed with my wife, one Sunday morning, im in my early 40 and I have my youngest daughters that come to wake us up.

I HAVE 5 KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!! and they are separated like this!

4 girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 boy!

so a total of 5 ESTROGENIC BOMB HORMONE IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!

[CJWolf]

i think the expression is "i'm pissed"

[Got Gear?]

Well then!

Can I be shit?

[3Vandoo]

no no

im piss

not im pissed!

im back to Vandoolic now

[3Vandoo]

LOL fuck you guys!

leave that poor vandoo alone, he's soooooo fucking tired..........


GG, you caca today

[CJWolf]

qui est-ce que merd?

[Got Gear?]

Originally posted by 3Vandoo
LOL fuck you guys!

GG, you caca today

Lol.. ask and you shall receive!

[Got Gear?]

Originally posted by CJWolf
qui est-ce que merd?

"why are you eat"??

Damn I need to work on my French!

I thought "Merd Moi" ment "Eat me!"

[3Vandoo]

Wolf do you have French class?




damn, think about it, four daughters and a wife............

please tell me it only a dream and not a premonition as I often dooooo

I will go nuts, thinking that my daughters will be the targets of horny freaky kids..... like most OF YOU!!!

I wonder if my backyard will be big enought to burried all the bodies

[CJWolf]

i've had french since i was about 12 ... but i'm rusty in some of the odd grammatical things ...

[CJWolf]

i think it would be miserable to have more than 2 kids anyways ... my parents had 5 kids and they had to deal with me ... what a shame ...

[3Vandoo]

yeah the bastards that invented the French grammar should be shot!

most difficult language to write and learn in term of verbs and all.

Arabic is a walk in the park compared to it.

[CJWolf]

i've had introductory latin/spanish/german but i liked french the best. although i think english would be one of the hardest to learn how to speak ...

[3Vandoo]

no English is quite easy well NOW, with all the products, show, books and all in english....... you can have a good taste before you actually go in class.

German wasnt that bad, I got kicked out LOL

Spanish, very easy for a French speaker as 90% is the same, I also was kicked out of my class

Russian is really easy, I was again KICKED OUT of my class.

Why I was kicked out, stupid teachers dislike football players and were always on our back.

damn *****, I have a cousin that live in Dominican Republic, and he a doctor.
I sent him a basic text to translate, he did so. I presented the text she gave me 0, a fucking zero, she note that it wasnt spanish it was disgusting. Then I forwarded my homework to 5 friends of mine that are spanish, they were like, there no mistake, the text is perfect

anyways, I told her my way off, and quit the class.....

[3Vandoo]

back to my dream!!!!


Why 4 girls and 1 boy!

this is unfaire!!!!!!

I want 4 boys, so I can build myself a full Defensive line, the Vandoo brothers

if they are dumb, they can go OL, Ill put the daughter as centre