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    Did you ever take a crap at someones house.

    ...and then you realize they are completely out of toilet paper? You look around and there is nothing to use. No paper of any kind anywhere...what do you do?
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    Re: Did you ever take a crap at someones house.

    Even if they were out I would open the door and yell out "your out of toilet paper" and I would also wipe my ass with there fancy towel hanging on the towel rack and throw it away without them noticing its gone right away.
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    • #3
      Re: Did you ever take a crap at someones house.

      speaking of taking a shit,I'm 17 its prom night I just got my hair cut and I'm on the way home to get dressed. Well I have to shit bad. I stopped at a few friends houses on the way home and no one was home .So I was driving home and it got worse. I finaly got to the street I have to cross to get home and there was traffic. I waited and waited I couldnt wait anymore. I pulled my car over ran to the biggest tree and I squated down and took a shit and I wiped my ass with my sock,True story . I got home took a bath since I just got my hair done got dressed and went to the Prom
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      • #4
        Re: Did you ever take a crap at someones house.

        i did what fuzo said...i used a hand towel and pushed it too the bottom of the trash can after i rinced it out a little...

        so...there's a leeson for you all.....SPARE TOILET PAPER UNTIL THE SINK AT ALL TIMES!! (OR WE WILL FIND A WAY TO WIPE OR ASSES!!)
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        • #5
          Re: Did you ever take a crap at someones house.

          I shat in my backyard when I was in 1st grade and I got home from school and no one was home. I just put a rock on top of it and didnt wipe.

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          • #6
            Re: Did you ever take a crap at someones house.

            Originally posted by Strella View Post
            I shat in my backyard when I was in 1st grade and I got home from school and no one was home. I just put a rock on top of it and didnt wipe.
            LMAO!!!! haha

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            • #7
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              Funny and true story. I was at a friends house partying with a few other guys and girls. We were all getting pretty loaded. This one girl went to the bathroom and a few of us guys went up on the roof and watched her through the sky light window. Well, soon after peeing, she saw she had no TP. She did exactly that, took a towel hanging on the rack and wiped her crotch. We laughed so hard we fell of the roof.

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              • #8
                Re: Did you ever take a crap at someones house.

                Originally posted by skinnyman View Post
                Funny and true story. I was at a friends house partying with a few other guys and girls. We were all getting pretty loaded. This one girl went to the bathroom and a few of us guys went up on the roof and watched her through the sky light window. Well, soon after peeing, she saw she had no TP. She did exactly that, took a towel hanging on the rack and wiped her crotch. We laughed so hard we fell of the roof.

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                  Re: Did you ever take a crap at someones house.

                  Originally posted by skinnyman View Post
                  Funny and true story. I was at a friends house partying with a few other guys and girls. We were all getting pretty loaded. This one girl went to the bathroom and a few of us guys went up on the roof and watched her through the sky light window. Well, soon after peeing, she saw she had no TP. She did exactly that, took a towel hanging on the rack and wiped her crotch. We laughed so hard we fell of the roof.
                  Did she put it back on the rack? Lol
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                  • #10
                    Re: Did you ever take a crap at someones house.

                    Originally posted by rc10j1 View Post
                    Did she put it back on the rack? Lol
                    Yes she did but, before doing so, she put the towel to her nose. Not sure why she did this as, whether it stunk or nit, she was putting back on the rack.

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