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"WHY I'M DEPRESSED"
[COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma]Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses, mount your camels and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced by President Roosevelt) 'King Frank' said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, politicians have stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . . I called a Suicide Hotline.
I had to press 1 for English. I was then connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...
[COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma]Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses, mount your camels and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced by President Roosevelt) 'King Frank' said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, politicians have stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . . I called a Suicide Hotline.
I had to press 1 for English. I was then connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...
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