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    oh shyt!! lol

    ok...so i been out of a dealership enviroment since feb 2007. since going back into car sales at a "A" dealer (a franchise dealer) its back to wearing slacks, dress shoes and ties. well...this dealer is more relaxed wit the tie thing, but every once in awhile, when some VIP is coming, he'll ask everyone to "dress to the 9's"...well...not to be all cockey and shyt, but i "dress to the 9's" pretty good, lol...i got's me some Armani...Versace, hugo boss, ect...i look badass in a double breasted Armani (if fit, who dont? lol). so, we have some vips coming today...so i grabbed my sharpest DB Armani, sharpest tie, Florshiem wing tips, polished to the hilt and came to work. so...standing in the middle of the show room....everyone wooing and wowing each other, i grab my suit jacket, ready for the office girls to swoon and the guys to tuck tail and move away and BAM!!! shyt dont fit!!!! i cannot get both arms in this thing at the same time!!! everyones laffing and shyt...asking me if i grabbed my sons jacket by mistake!!! HES FUKIN 12!!! soooo...yea...the good thing is, the pants fit like 2006, so i guess i've done some growing.....just wonder how the boss is gonna feel about this, lol
    HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!


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    Dressing up at work for me means putting on a cleaner pair of chukkas.
    They call you paranoid until the worst happens, and in the aftermath they will call you a hero.

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    • #3
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      It's good to dress up for work Today may be your most productive day! You have to admit that it does make you feel better, only if, the suit actually fits, lol!
      Veritas Vos Liberabit

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      • #4
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        Originally posted by baby1 View Post
        It's good to dress up for work Today may be your most productive day! You have to admit that it does make you feel better, only if, the suit actually fits, lol!
        yea...i've been doing slacks, dress shoes and sports coat thing...thats been fine...but all my nice suits are from 05 and 06....i cant believe they dont fit!!! i've been whering the slack though!!!
        HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!


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        • #5
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          hell yeah. Sounds like a 'badass mutha' to me.lol...for real though. That's kickass. Now you get to go to Dillards, Macies or wherever ya go and up the ante. $$$ 1 more, $.
          Even fresher for those days.
          They'll catch on that it's 'dave tha killa'. slayin 'em. It might take some schoolin 1st though.
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            Originally posted by horsepwr View Post
            hell yeah. Sounds like a 'badass mutha' to me.lol...for real though. That's kickass. Now you get to go to Dillards, Macies or wherever ya go and up the ante. $$$ 1 more, $.
            Even fresher for those days.
            They'll catch on that it's 'dave tha killa'. slayin 'em. It might take some schoolin 1st though.
            yea...or goodwill, salvation army or bob's resale!! lol
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              lol
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                LOL...You shoulda just said screw it Im gonna just rip outta this jacket like the incredible hulk..hahah...or else get to training for a marathon so you can fit in to dem suits....or go see that dude at mens wh orehouse that says Youre gonna like the way you look, I guarantee it!

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                  Originally posted by Dzone View Post
                  LOL...You shoulda just said screw it Im gonna just rip outta this jacket like the incredible hulk..hahah...or else get to training for a marathon so you can fit in to dem suits....or go see that dude at mens wh orehouse that says Youre gonna like the way you look, I guarantee it!
                  funny thing...true story!!! i went to mens wharhouse back in 2005...it was buy 1 get 2 free!! i thaught...ok...lets see what my man can do. i really do think the tailer that was there was the SHYT!! my man peg and tapered the legs perfect, had a break in the leg, just above the shoe, and it was perfect size...pants fit good, jacket was tapered...i was really impressed...until i started getting rashes on my wrists and neck!!!! 100%, just like my other suits, but all 3 suits fuked me up!!! i never found out why...i donated them too goodwill afdter about 60 days...
                  HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!


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                  • #10
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                    Ever seen the movie Tommy boy with chris Farley? Fat guy in a little coat! Lol
                    They call you paranoid until the worst happens, and in the aftermath they will call you a hero.

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                    • #11
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                      Originally posted by rc10j1 View Post
                      Ever seen the movie Tommy boy with chris Farley? Fat guy in a little coat! Lol
                      yea...thanks for that!! lol

                      the reason we are getting all dressed up is we did a fund raiser for oct. for the susan b koman (whatever) foundation to fight breast cancer...we are donating a check for 27k today...newspapers are gonna be here...we got pink baloons everywhere, cake, streemers...
                      anyways...we got this kid here thats 24...he's got this old lady for a customer and he says (this is a quote) "and we are very comunicaly minded here...we support breast cancer)...lmao!!! she looked at him for a minute and bust out laffing.."we support breast cancer"...then she says.."well that sux" lol...
                      HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!


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                      I LOVE BOOBOOKITTY...

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                      • #12
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                        well, that sucks about the jacket but i know you were smiling about it too. great story lol

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                          Originally posted by daved150 View Post
                          yea...thanks for that!! lol

                          the reason we are getting all dressed up is we did a fund raiser for oct. for the susan b koman (whatever) foundation to fight breast cancer...we are donating a check for 27k today...newspapers are gonna be here...we got pink baloons everywhere, cake, streemers...
                          anyways...we got this kid here thats 24...he's got this old lady for a customer and he says (this is a quote) "and we are very comunicaly minded here...we support breast cancer)...lmao!!! she looked at him for a minute and bust out laffing.."we support breast cancer"...then she says.."well that sux" lol...
                          "communically minded".hmm...that's nice. kid was reachin, huh. with the tactical phrasing attempt.lol..."we support breast cancer".lol...Did the old lady wipe the water from behind his ears?lol.

                          Oh, I checked the newspapers. Found some garage sales. I'll let the grandparents know to look for a nice lookin liesure suit for ya. Sky blue would look nice. Maybe some light-green pin stripes?...cumberbun?..sharp...way sharp bro
                          What, about a 52 short. 30"waist?
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                          • #14
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                            lmao!!!
                            HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!


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                            "Actually for once your actually starting sound quite logical!"-djdiggler 07/10/2007

                            I LOVE BOOBOOKITTY...

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                            • #15
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                              Heh, it woulda been cool if ya took a pair or scissors and cut the sleeves off to fit yer gunz! lol
                              U

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