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There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large trouble making biker steps up next to me and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well whatcha gonna do about it?" he says menacingly as I burst into tears.
"Come on man" the biker says "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life" I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lotI found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my old lady in bed with the gardener and then my dog bit me." "So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I buy a drinkI drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve then your dum**** shows up and drinks the whole thing! But enough about me, how's your day going?"
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"Well whatcha gonna do about it?" he says menacingly as I burst into tears.
"Come on man" the biker says "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life" I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lotI found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my old lady in bed with the gardener and then my dog bit me." "So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I buy a drinkI drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve then your dum**** shows up and drinks the whole thing! But enough about me, how's your day going?"
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