Just saw a SNAKE in my house!!!!!HELP please!

[Dzone]

WTF???? It was about a foot long, smallish..yellow and black...slithered across the wood floor under the bed...If I never see it again, how the hell do I rid my house of snake?????I cant freakin believe this

[horsepwr]

Re: Just saw a SNAKE in my house!!!!!HELP please!

holy shit bro! Turn that dog loose on him. Or get a full grown farret, and turn him loose til he brings it out dead.
Damn. That's some crazy shit if I've ever heard! yellow and black...idk? Hopefully it's nonpoisonous. A farett will kill it though. Just re-up your air fresheners. If ya don't have oil plug-in air fresheners. Put 'em on the list and pick up at least 4 to put throughout your house. They'll keep ya fresh.
But...man. That's all I know to do. Or call some turde snake/reptile guy that come over and rummage all through your stuff. and not find anything. or stay til he does 12hrs later.
Option B: Get a little 2 pack box of mice from the pet shop. They sell 'em to snake people to feed they're snakes. Bait him up with the mice, and ambush him when he goes for 'em.

Good Luck! Do it!

[Dzone]

Re: Just saw a SNAKE in my house!!!!!HELP please!

LOL...hahaha...put some mice as bait!!LOL..that is funny bro.idk, Im sitting here pretty calm actually..I pulled the bed out and NOTHING...Im sitting here right now in a room with a snake...fock it...is there some kinda snake poison I can put around? I know of a product called Snake Away at home depot..Im going to put that shyt all around my house...some chick just told me that snake is going to have baby snakes and my house will be full of snakes...LOL...Unreal...I should be out of here and in a hotel room, but i guess it isnt as bad as poisoness spiders...Im sure the snake isnt poisoness..probably a garden snake, but still thats scary shyt..lol

[rc10j1]

Re: Just saw a SNAKE in my house!!!!!HELP please!

Don't be such a woman lol. It will go to the warmest spot in your house or go outside. They like it behind the fridge since the compressor is warm.

[Dzone]

Re: Just saw a SNAKE in my house!!!!!HELP please!

Don't be such a woman lol. It will go to the warmest spot in your house or go outside. They like it behind the fridge since the compressor is warm.

LMAO!!...welll, my computer is HOT so it will probably be coming over to warm itself...LOL...Eeeek...haha

So, what youre saying, is If i go to a cold part of the house I will be safe from this damn thang?

[Dzone]

Re: Just saw a SNAKE in my house!!!!!HELP please!

Im going to sleep in front of the air conditioner..holy crap....

[rc10j1]

Re: Just saw a SNAKE in my house!!!!!HELP please!

Probably just a grass snake. Was it's head triangle shaped? Most venomous snakes have a triangle shaped head. It probably won't stay in your house, it will leave for food.

[Dzone]

Re: Just saw a SNAKE in my house!!!!!HELP please!

holy shit bro! Turn that dog loose on him. Or get a full grown farret, and turn him loose til he brings it out dead.
Damn. That's some crazy shit if I've ever heard! yellow and black...idk? Hopefully it's nonpoisonous. A farett will kill it though. Just re-up your air fresheners. If ya don't have oil plug-in air fresheners. Put 'em on the list and pick up at least 4 to put throughout your house. They'll keep ya fresh.
But...man. That's all I know to do. Or call some turde snake/reptile guy that come over and rummage all through your stuff. and not find anything. or stay til he does 12hrs later.
Option B: Get a little 2 pack box of mice from the pet shop. They sell 'em to snake people to feed they're snakes. Bait him up with the mice, and ambush him when he goes for 'em.

Good Luck! Do it!

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dzone]

Re: Just saw a SNAKE in my house!!!!!HELP please!

Honestly, I have to just say **** it..pardon my language but I have to go to work in the morning and I dont have the time to deal with it...looks like most online info recommend hiring a professional snake guy, but I dont have time right now for that...I saw a snake in my kitchen 10 years ago and I never saw it again..rc10, I hope youre right and the snake takes off...I need to relax and not give a damn..that snake was about the size of a pencil and I know it is harmless

[FUZO]

Re: Just saw a SNAKE in my house!!!!!HELP please!

A mongoose would be nice but they are not allowed in the U.S. due to their destructiveness

[BABY1]

Re: Just saw a SNAKE in my house!!!!!HELP please!

Yuck!

[daved150]

Re: Just saw a SNAKE in my house!!!!!HELP please!

LMFAO!!!! i could see my man droping a mongoose in his crib!!! all snakes would be dead...and all furnture would be broike, all pillows sheded and all floors trashed....but the gardner snack would be gone!!! lol....
its already gone bro...or it came in too lay eggs

[O2BESOHUGE]

Re: Just saw a SNAKE in my house!!!!!HELP please!

BLACK AND YELLOW ...PROB A GARTER SNAKE. WE HAVE EM ALL OVER DOWN HERE

[Dzone]

Re: Just saw a SNAKE in my house!!!!!HELP please!

JUST GOT DONE KILLING IT MYSELF. I FEEL PRETTY PROUD OF MYSELF..HAHAHAHA...I FIRST PINNED IT DOWN WITH TTHE BLUNT END OF AN AX AND THEN JUST STARTED CHOPPING IT TO PIECES!!!! OMG WHAT A RELIEF...PEOPLE WERE TELLING ME I SHOULD HAVE SLEPT OUTSIDE IN MY CAR,,,LOL...EVERY ONLINE SOURCE SAID "WHATEVER YOU DO, DONT TRY TO KILL IT YOURSELF,HIRE A PROFESSIONAL!!!" SCREW THAT...IM A BADAS$ WHEN IT COMES TO SNAKES..LOL

[daved150]

Re: Just saw a SNAKE in my house!!!!!HELP please!

nice job thor