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THE PERFECT HUSBAND
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function
and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: 'Hello'
WOMAN: 'Honey,
it's me. Are you at the
club?'
MAN: 'Yes'
WOMAN: 'I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only $2,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'
MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'
WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new Models.
I saw one I really liked.'
MAN: 'How much?'
WOMAN: '$90,000'
MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'
WOMAN: 'Great!
Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back
on the market. They're asking $980,000'
MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They
will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $80,000
if it's really a good deal.'
WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'
MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths agape.
He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?
.
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function
and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: 'Hello'
WOMAN: 'Honey,
it's me. Are you at the
club?'
MAN: 'Yes'
WOMAN: 'I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only $2,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'
MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'
WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new Models.
I saw one I really liked.'
MAN: 'How much?'
WOMAN: '$90,000'
MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'
WOMAN: 'Great!
Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back
on the market. They're asking $980,000'
MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They
will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $80,000
if it's really a good deal.'
WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'
MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths agape.
He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?
.
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