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So, a good friend of mine asked me to meet him at his commercial gym to show him how to move north of Vag (vagina)he's kind of a sissy at this point,and teach him how to squat,dead and bench properly.I tell him i really hate commercial gyms and don't have the paitience for the things that go on there.He doesn't want to come to my home gym due to wanting to get acclimated to the junk at his gym,ok,fine whatever.
I get there,he calls says he's going to be late,like 45min late,ok,fine,whatever.
So,instead of waiting, i had my gear with me and decide i'll get my lift in.I do squats and deadlifts on the same day so here i go.
As i'm doing squats the resident retard working the counter comes over and states to me whilst i'm in the middle of a set "excuse me but the plates are really loud". Now, i leave my plates a tad loose when going heavy to stop any shearing due to the gym bars are usually cheap.Shearing is when the bar starts going slightly up and down while your doing your reps.I tell him,look i paid the 8 bucks to work out here,ill be done shortly excuse me. He leaves,ok,fine whatever.
Now,i'm onto deadlifts and doing ok despite not having any chalk,when all of a sudden i hear freaking air supply on the gym radio....AIR SUPPLY!!! Now i know Dave150 and most likely Fuzy enjoy this but i do not (HA!,j/k).
"i'm all out of love",can you hear it??.soooooo,i get in my gear bag and just as i had thought,my wife had left some of her crap in it and her lil ipod earphone thingy was in there.Now i hate her music too but she had some tunes in there i made her put on from when we went to the beach this summer....whew!NOW,I'M DOING DEADLIFTS AND RETARD COMES BY AGAIN,PULLS ON OF THE EAR PIECES OUT WHILE I'M LIFTING AND STARTS TO TO SAY "you can't do those lift-ups,you didn't sign a waiver, and if you hurt your back"....I begin to scream at him,and i mean really start screaming at him in a gym with maybe 15 people in it.everyone stopped doing cardio and everything!!He actually started crying rite in front of me! As he was walking away and i was grabbing my stuff i heard an old guy tell him "yur lucky he didn't kick the sheet out of you". So, when my friend arrived i screamed at him and we went to my home gym......I have heard guys tell these kind of stories,but they never hapenned to me.....thank you for listening,i feel much better!
I get there,he calls says he's going to be late,like 45min late,ok,fine,whatever.
So,instead of waiting, i had my gear with me and decide i'll get my lift in.I do squats and deadlifts on the same day so here i go.
As i'm doing squats the resident retard working the counter comes over and states to me whilst i'm in the middle of a set "excuse me but the plates are really loud". Now, i leave my plates a tad loose when going heavy to stop any shearing due to the gym bars are usually cheap.Shearing is when the bar starts going slightly up and down while your doing your reps.I tell him,look i paid the 8 bucks to work out here,ill be done shortly excuse me. He leaves,ok,fine whatever.
Now,i'm onto deadlifts and doing ok despite not having any chalk,when all of a sudden i hear freaking air supply on the gym radio....AIR SUPPLY!!! Now i know Dave150 and most likely Fuzy enjoy this but i do not (HA!,j/k).
"i'm all out of love",can you hear it??.soooooo,i get in my gear bag and just as i had thought,my wife had left some of her crap in it and her lil ipod earphone thingy was in there.Now i hate her music too but she had some tunes in there i made her put on from when we went to the beach this summer....whew!NOW,I'M DOING DEADLIFTS AND RETARD COMES BY AGAIN,PULLS ON OF THE EAR PIECES OUT WHILE I'M LIFTING AND STARTS TO TO SAY "you can't do those lift-ups,you didn't sign a waiver, and if you hurt your back"....I begin to scream at him,and i mean really start screaming at him in a gym with maybe 15 people in it.everyone stopped doing cardio and everything!!He actually started crying rite in front of me! As he was walking away and i was grabbing my stuff i heard an old guy tell him "yur lucky he didn't kick the sheet out of you". So, when my friend arrived i screamed at him and we went to my home gym......I have heard guys tell these kind of stories,but they never hapenned to me.....thank you for listening,i feel much better!
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