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    1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

    2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

    3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever
    know?

    4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the
    words?

    5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

    6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

    7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same
    thing?

    8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?

    9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are
    already there?

    10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?

    11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?

    12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected
    expected?

    13. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?

    14. Why do "overlook" & "oversee" mean opposite things?

    15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?

    16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?

    17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

    18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

    19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all
    right?

    20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?

    21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control
    when you know the batteries are dead?

    22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a
    suitcase?

    23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?

    24. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we
    use them?

    25. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

    26. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?
    So be sure that you are makin the best of what that you have
    the truth is all within yourself

  • #2
    I love # 20. That is a mind boggler.
    So be sure that you are makin the best of what that you have
    the truth is all within yourself

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    • #3
      Yea, I like #20 too. LOL.

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      • #4
        These are good... LOL
        "A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you've forgotten the words."

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        • #5
          hahaha good post.
          Mod @ SuperiorMuscle

          "The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses—behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights."
          Muhammad Ali

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          • #6
            thanks i needed that...lol

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            • #7
              Re: Things to Ponder

              Originally posted by Morgan

              18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

              LMAO! Those are good Morgan!

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              • #8
                21 gets me all the time
                Life is like a game, you either win or lose. AND I ALWAYS WIN

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                • #9
                  Why is bra singular and panties plural?

                  that is my new MSN handle
                  three doodoo is back! Hide your women!

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