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    Bob forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds The next morning when his wife woke up, looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. She ran out to the driveway She opened it and found a new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.
    You may not recognize your mom when you get home, I shaved her back.





    I don't have an ego, i just love how awesome i am !!
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