Tell us something about your self

[lanefuse]

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I got hit in the ear with a tetherball once.

ok, ok, i got one. when i was way younger i rode on a jr. MX circuit. had a mid air collision and got the frame of my bike locked up with another guys...got kinda trapped between them and underneath on the ground with the bikes still running...shitty thing was the tailpipe was pinned against my lower back and burned the shit out of me. thats a hot i never want to feel again.

[daved150]

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^Holy crap daved, your brother mike took some serious shit. I got kicked in the chest by one of my horses and man, it like to fukin killed me. It was pitch dark and I didnt even see it coming. I thought I was dead...I couldnt bre4ath for a bit and as soon as I came to, I grabbed a whip and chased that horse across the pasture. Then he came up to me and I punched him in the face as hard as I could...LOL...now, Im not a believer in whipping or punching animals, but that sunovabich pissed me off. After I punched him, I went to the ER to get my chest xrayed. The doctor said I shoulda been killed.

lol...dummy cut the frog!! if he had been at a different angle, i'm sure it wouldve killed him...he was holding his head, running around in circles screaming. its probobly why he's such a retard now!! i used to say all the time that i was just too fast!! i had a mare take a swipe at me and i moved, she juuuuust caught my side enough to put a scratch on it, but i felt nothing. i had one 2yr old gelding step on my foot, then lean into it...i was 17. i punched that fuker so hard he dropped to his knees!! never stepped on my toe again!! actually,,,never came near me again, lol.

[ROAD WARRIOR]

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Strangely I've never broken any bones, but here's a good one: I work for a rail road, and one day I walked up into one of the coaches to cross through to get to the other side of the track. Well, a big, heavy, stainless steel electrical panel access door was open, and I slammed into it with my head as I was going up the stairs. I saw stars, then felt something wet gushing down my face: big time blood rush! It opened my head up like a can of tuna, and I looked like a WWE wrestler who just lost a steel cage/barbed wire match. The shop I was working in didn't have a bathroon or first aid kit, so I grabbed a rag, put it to my head, and ran next door to the next shop. A buncha guys saw me coming, and they were like "DAYUM! WHA HAPPENED????" I ran into the bathroom and cleaned up, and finally got the bleeding to stop. And since I wasn't wearing my hard hat when this happened, I didn't report it, because I woulda gotten written up for a safety infraction. So, I got a first aid kit, and wrapped my head up with gauze like a turbin. When I went to sign out for the night everybody was asking me what was going on, and I told them I was going to join the Taliban, so that's why I was wearing a turbin.

[daved150]

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^ouch!! that'd suck!!

[Dzone]

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i would have rather been kicked by a horse than my leg caught in an auger

No doubt..OMG..thats some scary shit man

[ROAD WARRIOR]

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^ouch!! that'd suck!!

I still have a big scar on my head, and since I shave my head it's pretty visable. I just tell people I got it in a bar brawl...