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Random Thoughts for the Day
Random Thoughts for the Day
· I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die
· Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong
· I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger
· There is great need for a sarcasm font
· How the he** are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
· Was learning cursive really necessary?
· Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood
· Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died
· I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired
· Bad decisions make good stories
· You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day
· Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
· I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to
· "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever
· I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
· I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
· I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
· My 5-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Mom, what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the he** do I respond to that?
· I think the freezer deserves a light as well
· I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay
· I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die
· Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong
· I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger
· There is great need for a sarcasm font
· How the he** are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
· Was learning cursive really necessary?
· Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood
· Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died
· I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired
· Bad decisions make good stories
· You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day
· Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
· I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to
· "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever
· I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
· I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
· I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
· My 5-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Mom, what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the he** do I respond to that?
· I think the freezer deserves a light as well
· I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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