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Well I finally got around to goin' fishin' this morning, but after a while I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth, and frogs are good **** bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without gettin' bitten.
I grabbed my flask and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.
His eyes rolled back, he went limp, I released him into the lake without incident, and carried on my fishin' with the frog.
A little later I felt a nudge on my foot.
There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.
Life is good.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth, and frogs are good **** bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without gettin' bitten.
I grabbed my flask and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.
His eyes rolled back, he went limp, I released him into the lake without incident, and carried on my fishin' with the frog.
A little later I felt a nudge on my foot.
There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.
Life is good.
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