About the French...

[TheDeacon]

> "You know, the French remind me a little bit of
> an aging actress of the
>
> 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her
> looks but doesn't have
> the
> face for it." - --John McCain, U.S. Senator
> from Arizona

>
> "You know why the French don't want to bomb
> Saddam Hussein? Because he
>
> hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a
> beret. He is like
> French, people." - --Conan O'Brien

>
> "I don't know why people are surprised that
> France won't help us get
> Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't
> help us get the Germans
> out of France!" - --Jay Leno

>
> "The last time the French asked for 'more
> proof', it came marching into
> Paris under a German flag." - --David Letterman

>
> How many Frenchmen does it take to change a
> lightbulb? One, he, holds
> the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him.
>

> Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has
> to keep France.

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I thought that Leno's was the funniest.