"Women on Haircuts"
Haircuttee - Woman1
Haircut Noticer - Woman2
2: Oh! That's so cute!
1: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she was gave me the
mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?
2: Oh God no! No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut
like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much
stuck with this stuff I think.
1: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you
could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so
cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I
was afraid it would accent my long neck.
2: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Any-
thing to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for
a shoulder line.
1: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your
shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at
my arms - see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I
could get clothes to fit me so much easier. <etc, ad nauseam>
"Men on Haircuts"
Haircuttee - Man1
Haircut Noticer - Man2
2: Haircut?
1: Yeah.
Haircuttee - Woman1
Haircut Noticer - Woman2
2: Oh! That's so cute!
1: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she was gave me the
mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?
2: Oh God no! No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut
like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much
stuck with this stuff I think.
1: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you
could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so
cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I
was afraid it would accent my long neck.
2: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Any-
thing to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for
a shoulder line.
1: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your
shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at
my arms - see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I
could get clothes to fit me so much easier. <etc, ad nauseam>
"Men on Haircuts"
Haircuttee - Man1
Haircut Noticer - Man2
2: Haircut?
1: Yeah.
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