The Spartanburg Police Department reported finding a man's body in the
Lawson Fork River just downstream from the Main Street Bridge. The dead
man's name will not be released pending notification of his next of kin.
The victim apparently drowned due to excessive alcohol consumption. He was
wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on dildo and an
Obama t-shirt. He also had a cucumber stuffed up his ass. The police
removed the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.
Lawson Fork River just downstream from the Main Street Bridge. The dead
man's name will not be released pending notification of his next of kin.
The victim apparently drowned due to excessive alcohol consumption. He was
wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on dildo and an
Obama t-shirt. He also had a cucumber stuffed up his ass. The police
removed the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.
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