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    The Spartanburg Police Department reported finding a man's body in the
    Lawson Fork River just downstream from the Main Street Bridge. The dead
    man's name will not be released pending notification of his next of kin.

    The victim apparently drowned due to excessive alcohol consumption. He was
    wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on dildo and an
    Obama t-shirt. He also had a cucumber stuffed up his ass. The police
    removed the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.
    Push it, Pull it, Rack it. Repeat untill wide!!

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  • #2
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    ".....cucumber stuffed up his ass."

    Now did we really need that in there too WB???!?!?! LOL!!


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    • #3
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      good one
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      • #4
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        lol!! nice of them to take pitty on the family
        HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!


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        • #5
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          funny, but it happens
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          • #6
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            LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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