FG Freestyle Battle!

[Chemical Evolution]

nope just Pimp Daddys

[BouncersBabe]

Originally posted by x|Fluid|x
By Sir Lift-Alot

I Like Big..Tuna cans and I can-not lie
you other bro's can-not deny
that when you open up that lid, an' drain the waste
that fishy smell in your face
oh baby

Wanna pull out a fork
ya know with protein it is stuffed
deep in the ocean it was caught
it's gonna make my mucles taught
oh, baby I wanna taste ya


:p

Good try Fluid!

[PIT]

Yo, Yo,


Yo mamma is a hoe.



Like that?

[Got Gear?]

Alright,.... Alright.. I'll give it a try..

Too hot to handle,
too cold to hold.
Ladies don't date Pudgy,
Cause he's really old!

He'll bring his cane,
He'll bring hit slacks.
But he'll need your help,
when his hip cracks!

Just push him out the door,
leave him in the cold.
then scream out the window,
"Go away your dick's growing mold!"

[gongshow]

haha we have eminems are over the board.

[BouncersBabe]

Originally posted by Got Gear?
Alright,.... Alright.. I'll give it a try..

Too hot to handle,
too cold to hold.
Ladies don't date Pudgy,
Cause he's really old!

He'll bring his cane,
He'll bring hit slacks.
But he'll need your help,
when his hip cracks!

Just push him out the door,
leave him in the cold.
then scream out the window,
"Go away your dick's growing mold!"

That was funny. Sorry Pudgy. I know it isn't true.

[Got Gear?]

C'mon gramps! You don't got no rap about us youngins?

[pudgy]

these kids today, buy em books , sendem to school , what do they do...stab you in the back

[TheDeacon]

1,2,3 and to the 4...too late to push Pudgy out the motherfucking door...
4,3,2 and to the 1, step off the mic because now it's my turn to have fun...

Got Gear? where you from, that little country where people like to run...
I thought the US was fighting and Canda was going to come...
Only thing you got going is that ***** Celion Dion but fuck she's French so you may as well fuck Atialla the Hun!
Take the fork out because ***** you're done!

[Got Gear?]

Originally posted by pudgy
these kids today, buy em books , sendem to school , what do they do...stab you in the back

Yeah... like you're the perfect grampy!

I'm sorry but holding the chicken down while you cut the head off is not teaching the kid a valuable life lesson. It's teaching him that chickens are fricken scary animals! And that they have an amazeing ability to chase after you and try to peck out your eyes even tho their head is on the ground 20 feet away and facing the wrong direction! I still have nightmares about headless chickens chasing me....

[Got Gear?]

Not bad there Deacon.

Some interesting facts for you:
*n the War of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the American's back... past their 'White House'. Then we burned it... and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon Mackenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...
*Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany
*We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere
*Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour
*The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American Mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.

[x|Fluid|x]

its all good, he's only rapping

[Got Gear?]

Originally posted by x|Fluid|x
its all good, he's only rapping

Yeah, I think he's OK Teek.

I think he was too busy thinking of rhymes and not thinking about how some would read into it...