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    i ordered my son a nice remote control boat with the $ he earned from mowing yards. they delivered it monday of last week. but we never got it. called the police they said somone has been stealing packages left by ups ect....


    i was furious. so i made my own package

    i took a liner for a our bathroom trash can, cut the top off where it was shorter. taped it to the top of a box so when the two tops are opened the bag would be too.

    i filled the bag with my dogs shit.

    i closed and taped the top with one strip of tape. i lifted it up and from the bottom i rotated the bag a couple of times closing the stinky contents. i then taped the bottom up with alot of tape so they are more apt to open the top.

    i printed a fake shipping label to myself from the amazon and put it on the top.

    i have put it out every day with no luck until yesterday.

    it was gone.............................................. ..........
    "SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"

    A clear concience is a sign of a bad memory.

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    i hope they got a hand full of shyt!!! i hate assholes like that!!!
    HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!


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    • #3
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      lol
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      • #4
        Re: you want this thief?

        Nice..........too bad you couldn't have waited for them and then went to work on them

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        • #5
          Re: you want this thief?

          Bro- either you have wayyyyyyyy to much time on your hands or you are one of the mosty vendictive peeps I've ever run across-LOL This was great -for the record!

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          • #6
            Re: you want this thief?

            Originally posted by deepsouth View Post
            Bro- either you have wayyyyyyyy to much time on your hands or you are one of the mosty vendictive peeps I've ever run across-LOL This was great -for the record!
            no i dont have much time. i just hate thieves

            thats one thing iran has right. cut off those bastards hands

            my son worked his ass off for that $ to buy the boat. god help those turds if i ever catch them
            "SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"

            A clear concience is a sign of a bad memory.

            husband of the year

            moose riding maple syrup drinking flanel wearing canuck wannabe


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            • #7
              Re: you want this thief?

              i had the same issue with a set of Cobra golf clubs. some sob stole them. i called the golf shop and they filed an isurance claim. three days later i got a new set.

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              • #8
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                Originally posted by jipped genes View Post
                no i dont have much time. i just hate thieves

                thats one thing iran has right. cut off those bastards hands

                my son worked his ass off for that $ to buy the boat. god help those turds if i ever catch them
                I hear ya- they sell those security cameras for your house that are motion activated and wired to your computer- thats the best way to catch them. I have a coworker that had those in her home and caught the kids that broke in

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                • #9
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                  i want to move. this is a nice middle class neighborhood and we love the house and its location but we live a mile from some older houses that are all rentals.

                  the punks walk from there to steal the good stuff.

                  i may invest in a cam, its a smart idea
                  "SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"

                  A clear concience is a sign of a bad memory.

                  husband of the year

                  moose riding maple syrup drinking flanel wearing canuck wannabe


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                  • #10
                    Re: you want this thief?

                    Damn, I imagine you are pissed about that. shyt theives,lol. It would've been nice to have been able to catch 'em.

                    Everytime I order tires, or something like that that's big, expensive, or anything like that, if I can't be home on delivery day, I'm at the UPS building at 6:15a.m. 45min before the trucks roll out to get it myself.
                    I have the direct local number to the UPS shipping/receiving hub here and Fed-ex.(not 800#) For one I'm just that anxious when I order something I want real bad. 2, I would be livid in your situation.
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                    • #11
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                      heres what Ive used :BOOBY TRAP ALARM SIGNALING DEVICE. It is a 12 guage cartrige that is only gun powder. It is placed in a ****ing device and attched to a fishing line...I had it set up as a trip line so anyone who walked into my yard would trip it and when it explodes sounds like an M-80 going off right by their head. Trustme, if your not ready for it, you will shit your pants and your ears will be ringing for days. I still have a few left and havent used em in years, but Im thinking of rigging them up again. At both doors. You have to set it up and **** it every time you leave the house. When you come home, you have to disable it before coming into the house. If anyone finds those online, let me kmnow, I am going to order some more. they are awesome. I used to set them up all over my house so if anyone broke in, they were going to geta series of explosions.

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                      • #12
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                        C O C K I N G DEVICE
                        hERE IT IS. i love SHOMER-TEC...IM SURE YOU CAN FIND SOME GOOD STUFF ON THAT SITE FOR MAKING LIFE HELL FOR THIS THIEF

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                        • #13
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                          bwahahaha
                          three doodoo is back! Hide your women!

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                          • #14
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                            got the boat back some punk kids got caught vandalizing a ladies car in the neighborhood. the cops went to their house and let me know there was a box with my addy and name on it in there house. they asked me what was in the box i said dog shi#. he laughed and asked if it was a remote control boat. i went and picked it up

                            i explained the whole dog shi# thing and he laughed his ass off.

                            the punk kids have been busted before stealing out of garages and cars.

                            the family there came from new orleans and are living in a sec 8 rental house a few streets away

                            scum bags, all of them. no one works they just mooch off us taxpayers
                            "SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"

                            A clear concience is a sign of a bad memory.

                            husband of the year

                            moose riding maple syrup drinking flanel wearing canuck wannabe


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                            • #15
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                              Originally posted by jipped genes View Post
                              got the boat back some punk kids got caught vandalizing a ladies car in the neighborhood. the cops went to their house and let me know there was a box with my addy and name on it in there house. they asked me what was in the box i said dog shi#. he laughed and asked if it was a remote control boat. i went and picked it up

                              i explained the whole dog shi# thing and he laughed his ass off.

                              the punk kids have been busted before stealing out of garages and cars.

                              the family there came from new orleans and are living in a sec 8 rental house a few streets away

                              scum bags, all of them. no one works they just mooch off us taxpayers

                              kick ass man glad the boat was returned and the little punk asses were cought

                              funny as shit lol about the shit in the box
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