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    piss me off first thing this morning. Ring the door bell. My dog takes off out the door, so I let a few good expletives fly as I passed him. Then once I was returning with the dog, I gave him some spiritual advice, and left it at that. Pecker head.
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    yu know what you get when you cross an athiest and a jehovah's witness?Someone that shows up at your doorstep for no apparent reason.

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      I had them come by along time ago talking to me about violence and such and then I calmly told him if he didn't want to be looking down the end of a barrel, it would be in his best interest to find another door to knock on

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        Originally posted by deepsouth View Post
        I had them come by along time ago talking to me about violence and such and then I calmly told him if he didn't want to be looking down the end of a barrel, it would be in his best interest to find another door to knock on
        well....that was mighty christian of ya, lol..(j/king bro).
        when i was a kid, i'd invite them in....we'd hang out, discuss religion, read the watchtower...shyt like that. good way to kill a day of skipping school. on the weekends they'd come back and ask for me...my dad would get pissed and chase them off, lol....it was funny
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          Originally posted by deepsouth View Post
          I had them come by along time ago talking to me about violence and such and then I calmly told him if he didn't want to be looking down the end of a barrel, it would be in his best interest to find another door to knock on
          lmao, that's perfect. The jackasses are talking about violence and you tell them that. perfect. They really bug the hell out of me. And you should see this page he gave me. There's a picture of an arena, like a huge pro size arena filled to the gills! Man, who wants to make some money?
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            2 OF THOSE FUKKERS CAME BY MY HOUSE ABOUT A MONTH AGO AT 9:30 SUNDAY NIGHT. ALL SWEATY FROM RIDING THEIR BIKES AND ASKED IF THEY COULD COME IN AND TALK TO ME ABOUT MY BELIEFS.

            I WAS DUMB FOUNDED...I SAID NO ITS A SCHOOL NIGHT AND THEY NEED TO DO THIS AT BETTER HOURS. THEY KEPT ON SAYING IT WOULDNT TAKE MUCH OF MY TIME AND I STARTED GETTING PISSED.

            THEY WONT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER!
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              Originally posted by O2BESOHUGE View Post
              2 OF THOSE FUKKERS CAME BY MY HOUSE ABOUT A MONTH AGO AT 9:30 SUNDAY NIGHT. ALL SWEATY FROM RIDING THEIR BIKES AND ASKED IF THEY COULD COME IN AND TALK TO ME ABOUT MY BELIEFS.

              I WAS DUMB FOUNDED...I SAID NO ITS A SCHOOL NIGHT AND THEY NEED TO DO THIS AT BETTER HOURS. THEY KEPT ON SAYING IT WOULDNT TAKE MUCH OF MY TIME AND I STARTED GETTING PISSED.

              THEY WONT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER!
              oh man, with my wife and family relaxing at that hour. I would have had a difficult time not unloading verbally on them. They're clothes would've been soiled by more than sweat after that stop.
              Those diks knew damn well what time it was. They were trying to catch people after church.
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                damn, I wish they would come out to my neck of the woods. You guys get all the fun. One of the advantages to living out in the middle of nowhere. anyway, i would thoroughly enjoy seeing them trying to defend their defenseless beliefs..lol

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                  I took advice from a member of FG that used to regular. What happened to mandarb anyway?...but anyway, mandarb, the FG member, was a scholar of the Holy Bible. He claimed to have studied it for 18yrs. He was a self claim atheist now, but anyway. He told me to entertain them once. He gave me some information on their beliefs and the religion, Jehovas Witness', past. So I did what he said, and the exact thing he said would happen, did indeed happen. They kept coming to my house with elders to answer my questions that the young onnes couldn't. Finally, after about the 3rd or 4th stop one Saturday morning. I wasn't in that great of a mood, and kinda came out, voice a little raised, I didn't have a shirt on, tats and shyt, and told 'em not to come back. But those folks are whacky.
                  Mandarb had studied that religion as well. That's how he knew so much about it.

                  The thing that got me, I just remembered. The dikheads first stop was Christmas morning around 8am. no shyt. So, I was in a decent mood, and I entertained them for a moment, discredited something they said, and reminded them, as if they didn't know, what morning it was.
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                    Originally posted by horsepwr View Post
                    I took advice from a member of FG that used to regular. What happened to mandarb anyway?...but anyway, mandarb, the FG member, was a scholar of the Holy Bible. He claimed to have studied it for 18yrs. He was a self claim atheist now, but anyway. He told me to entertain them once. He gave me some information on their beliefs and the religion, Jehovas Witness', past. So I did what he said, and the exact thing he said would happen, did indeed happen. They kept coming to my house with elders to answer my questions that the young onnes couldn't. Finally, after about the 3rd or 4th stop one Saturday morning. I wasn't in that great of a mood, and kinda came out, voice a little raised, I didn't have a shirt on, tats and shyt, and told 'em not to come back. But those folks are whacky.
                    Mandarb had studied that religion as well. That's how he knew so much about it.

                    The thing that got me, I just remembered. The dikheads first stop was Christmas morning around 8am. no shyt. So, I was in a decent mood, and I entertained them for a moment, discredited something they said, and reminded them, as if they didn't know, what morning it was.
                    yea...where is he?...good dude!!!
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                      Originally posted by Doink the clown View Post
                      yu know what you get when you cross an athiest and a jehovah's witness?Someone that shows up at your doorstep for no apparent reason.
                      LMAO!!!!!!
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                        I like the jehovahs witness belief that there shouldnt be holidays.LOL..no birthdays, no christmas, no nothin...I think I might convert to jehovahs witness just to get out of doing shit on holidays..LOL..oh wait, they go out preaching on holidays..that would suck

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                          let them in, tell them before they start you want to get comfortable and strip naked.

                          ask which one of them is gonna sit on your lap and tell you a story first. it also helps if you point out that the dog, sniffing and wagging his tail wants seconds after i am done.

                          i bet they would leave
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                            Originally posted by jipped genes View Post
                            let them in, tell them before they start you want to get comfortable and strip naked.

                            ask which one of them is gonna sit on your lap and tell you a story first. it also helps if you point out that the dog, sniffing and wagging his tail wants seconds after i am done.

                            i bet they would leave
                            lol...yeah dude. that's one way. They'd be like, "what the fuk have we got ourselves into?"
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                              I've actually answered the door naked when they were always coming around asking for my brother.
                              He started talking to them after school where the kids hang out.
                              Well it was 2 old ladies and I just tired of chit-chatting with them so I came the door naked one day to see them turn and run - -- THEY DIDN"T!!!

                              They still wanted to talk!

                              I just closed the door and got dressed and went about my business!

                              I'd be interested to hear more about their system of beliefs if anyone has knowledge of it.


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