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    We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core; beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those.



    You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'


    You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

    You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

    You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.

    You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

    You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.

    You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.

    You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

    You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

    You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

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    CHECK THIS REDNECK WAKEBOARD TOWER!!
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    ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”





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      damb, I spose Im a redneck

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        well I'm know I fit this thread!

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        • #5
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          i figured u would like it boss

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            LMAO @ o2!!! thats funny
            HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!


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            • #7
              Re: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF

              This thread was good.

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