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Subject: Mark Your Calendar For Next Saturday
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4:00 PM Eastern Time, all American and Canadian women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims. This will demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show support for all patriotic women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America!
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't send this to at least five people you're a terrorist sympathizing, lily-livered coward, and are in the position of posing as a national threat!
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4:00 PM Eastern Time, all American and Canadian women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims. This will demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show support for all patriotic women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America!
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't send this to at least five people you're a terrorist sympathizing, lily-livered coward, and are in the position of posing as a national threat!
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