Tweet
NASCAR
David Letterman may not get any flak from NASCAR, but I'll bet he does get
some 'flak' from the NAACP, and others such as Al Sharpton and the
Rev. Jackson. They will put tire marks all over him!
David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:
# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up their pants at the same
time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - They make more money playing basketball.
# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run away.
AND THE #1 REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE A NASCAR DRIVER...
"They can't wear their helmets sideways."
David Letterman may not get any flak from NASCAR, but I'll bet he does get
some 'flak' from the NAACP, and others such as Al Sharpton and the
Rev. Jackson. They will put tire marks all over him!
David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:
# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up their pants at the same
time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - They make more money playing basketball.
# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run away.
AND THE #1 REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE A NASCAR DRIVER...
"They can't wear their helmets sideways."
Comment