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Here a joke with some French in it ;)
It is May, the sun is shining down on Southern France.
Paul a French farmer was walking down his field, when he noticed a couple in the field, the couple were making love.
So paul whispered loudly
'" Ah spring, the season of love, they are young, in love its normal" ah l amour!
Suddenly Paul jumped and yell "nom de dieu!!!!!" that woman she is deaaaad putain!!!!!
So Paul ran to the Village and meet the local constable!
Siirr sirrr, he expressed.
Relax mec relax says the chief, what zappeninggggg Paul exclaimed the chief?
Listen Jean, I was walking down my field and I witnessed a young couple making love in my field!!!!!!!!!
The chief look at him, puzzled, sooo waz ta problem? its sping, they are young and its is l amourrrrrrrrr!!!!!
NO NO NO you dont get it, da woman! zhe is deeeeeead!
PUTAIN!!!!!!! exclaimed the chief
we must tell the doctor
so the two idiots run to the doctors office, while they were arguing the whole village heard and were also with them on the way to the doc!
Doc doc docteur!!!!! Paul he was walking through his field and he noticed a couple making love exclaimed the chief!
So was ta poblem, they are young, its may, spring season of love its l amourrrrrr.
No no doc the woman she is DEEEEAD!!!!!
ooooooh la la la he yelled
I must go check on her, so he takes his gears run to his car and go to Paul's field.
the whole village is patiently waiting for the doc come back
3 hours later the docteur is back
the whole village exlaimed SO DOC?????
the doc replies, you know I went there, saw a couple making love, and the woman seem actually dead.
but the woman she is not dead
SHE ENGLISH!!!!!!!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!! exclaimed the villagers
Paul a French farmer was walking down his field, when he noticed a couple in the field, the couple were making love.
So paul whispered loudly
'" Ah spring, the season of love, they are young, in love its normal" ah l amour!
Suddenly Paul jumped and yell "nom de dieu!!!!!" that woman she is deaaaad putain!!!!!
So Paul ran to the Village and meet the local constable!
Siirr sirrr, he expressed.
Relax mec relax says the chief, what zappeninggggg Paul exclaimed the chief?
Listen Jean, I was walking down my field and I witnessed a young couple making love in my field!!!!!!!!!
The chief look at him, puzzled, sooo waz ta problem? its sping, they are young and its is l amourrrrrrrrr!!!!!
NO NO NO you dont get it, da woman! zhe is deeeeeead!
PUTAIN!!!!!!! exclaimed the chief
we must tell the doctor
so the two idiots run to the doctors office, while they were arguing the whole village heard and were also with them on the way to the doc!
Doc doc docteur!!!!! Paul he was walking through his field and he noticed a couple making love exclaimed the chief!
So was ta poblem, they are young, its may, spring season of love its l amourrrrrr.
No no doc the woman she is DEEEEAD!!!!!
ooooooh la la la he yelled
I must go check on her, so he takes his gears run to his car and go to Paul's field.
the whole village is patiently waiting for the doc come back
3 hours later the docteur is back
the whole village exlaimed SO DOC?????
the doc replies, you know I went there, saw a couple making love, and the woman seem actually dead.
but the woman she is not dead
SHE ENGLISH!!!!!!!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!! exclaimed the villagers
:p
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