Little Johnnys Class

[deepsouth]

At school little Johnny's class is learning about medicines. Sister Catherine,
the teacher, asks the pupils what kind of
medicines they know and what they are used for. The first pupil said: 'Tylenol?'
'Very good! And what is it used for?' 'It is used for a headache.' The second
pupil said: 'Nytol.' 'Excellent!' said Sister Catherine. 'And what> it is used
for?' 'To help you
sleep', replied the student. Now it is Johnny's turn and he said: 'Viagra.' 'And
what is it used for, Johnny?' asked the surprised Sister Catherine. 'It is used
for diarrhea.' 'And who told you this, Johnny?' 'Nobody, but every evening my
mother tells my father 'take a Viagra, and maybe your shit will get harder.''
Sister Catherine fainted

[daved150]

Re: Little Johnnys Class

lmfao!!! that jonny's a rip

[O2BESOHUGE]

Re: Little Johnnys Class

LITTLE JOHNNY IS A TRIP!! GOOD ONE DEEP!

[cyberlegend1994]

Re: Little Johnnys Class

It was time for class, so the teacher instructed the students on how to get her attention if they had to go to the bathroom. She said, "If you have to make a sissy, raise one finger. If you have to move your bowels, raise two fingers. Everyone understand?" The class all said, "Yes."

So everything goes well for a while, then the teacher happens to look up and see Johnny waving his hand frantically. She said, "Johnny, what's the matter?

Johnny said, "Give me a number, quick! I gotta fart!"