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>> In Florida , an atheist created a case against the
>> Upcoming Easter and
>> Passover days. He hired an attorney to bring a
>> discrimination case against Christians, Jews and
>> observances of their holy
>> days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had
>> no such
>> recognized days. The case was brought before a judge. After
>> listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer,
>> the judge
>> banged his gavel declaring,"Case dismissed!"
>>
>> The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the Ruling ,
>> "Your honor,how can
>> you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians
>> have Christmas, Easter and others.
>> The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my
>> client and
>> all other atheists have no such holidays."
>>
>> The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But
>> you do. Your client,
>> counsel, is woefully ignorant."
>>
>> The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any
>> special observance or
>> holiday for atheists."
>>
>> The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April
>> Fools Day. Psalm
>> 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is
>> no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that
>> if your client
>> says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April
>> 1st is his day.
>> Court is adjourned.
>>
>> You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!
>> Upcoming Easter and
>> Passover days. He hired an attorney to bring a
>> discrimination case against Christians, Jews and
>> observances of their holy
>> days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had
>> no such
>> recognized days. The case was brought before a judge. After
>> listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer,
>> the judge
>> banged his gavel declaring,"Case dismissed!"
>>
>> The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the Ruling ,
>> "Your honor,how can
>> you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians
>> have Christmas, Easter and others.
>> The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my
>> client and
>> all other atheists have no such holidays."
>>
>> The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But
>> you do. Your client,
>> counsel, is woefully ignorant."
>>
>> The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any
>> special observance or
>> holiday for atheists."
>>
>> The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April
>> Fools Day. Psalm
>> 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is
>> no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that
>> if your client
>> says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April
>> 1st is his day.
>> Court is adjourned.
>>
>> You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!
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