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    Looming disaster Avoided!

    Hot damn! I was sitting here at my desk, ready to take a big chug from my 52oz insulated mug (beer), and I notice I didnt have the lid on ALL THE WAY. This is the luckiest thing that has ever happened to me.


    I think I will play the lottery today.
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  • #2
    are you ok, do you need to talk, i hear in crisis situations like this it can be months before you feel normal again.

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    • #3
      you know, you always have a desire to have sex after a situation like that ... but i keep forgetting, you're married and don't get that anymore

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      • #4
        LMFAO at Hot Damn!

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        • #5
          Lol!!

          Like the time I did some re-wiring in my kitchen and didn't realize till after that I shut off the wrong breaker!

          It's your lucky day! Buy a lotto ticket!
          RIP BigJim33 & GearedUp: You are sorely missed my friends.

          Hindsight is always 20/20. But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy.

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          • #6
            Who said there are no miracles left?
            So be sure that you are makin the best of what that you have
            the truth is all within yourself

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            • #7
              you lucky bastard lol

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              • #8
                Auri - 52oz is almost a half gallon. That of course was a half gallon of water and not beer at 11:56 AM - right?
                So be sure that you are makin the best of what that you have
                the truth is all within yourself

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                • #9
                  Yes. It was uh water. I dont drink while on the job. Someone might try to slip one past me.

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                  • #10
                    let me know when you're working drunk ... i'll make a trip up there and get the deal of a lifetime ...

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                    • #11
                      My water at work comes in that Grey Goose bottle. Or is it the Absolute bottled water? I can never remember.
                      So be sure that you are makin the best of what that you have
                      the truth is all within yourself

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                      • #12
                        does it have a slight orange flavor, because that's some good stuff

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                        • #13
                          As soon as I'm sober again, I'll let you know J/K. Yeah real slight taste, but I usually keep it in the freezer and it doesn't taste that much when it's cold.
                          So be sure that you are makin the best of what that you have
                          the truth is all within yourself

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                          • #14
                            hahaha
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                            "The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses—behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights."
                            Muhammad Ali

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