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The Pillsbury Doughboy, Age 71, died yesterday of a yeast infection
and trauma from repeated pokes in the belly. Known to his friends simply as "The Doughboy", he was buried in a lightly greased coffin. A baker's dozen of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was strewn with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described The Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. He rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not known as a very smart cookie, wasting dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, in the end he was a crusty old man and considered a positive roll model for millions.
The Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough and three children, with one bun in the oven. Also survived by his father, Pop Tart, the funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
Please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads a lift.
and trauma from repeated pokes in the belly. Known to his friends simply as "The Doughboy", he was buried in a lightly greased coffin. A baker's dozen of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was strewn with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described The Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. He rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not known as a very smart cookie, wasting dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, in the end he was a crusty old man and considered a positive roll model for millions.
The Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough and three children, with one bun in the oven. Also survived by his father, Pop Tart, the funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
Please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads a lift.
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