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A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.
He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye. He says
to him, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes, mind if I
ask how you got yours?"
Other guy: "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident.
See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the
hugest tits in the world was there. So, instead of saying 'I'd like a
ticket to Pittsburgh', I accidentally said, 'I'd like a Picket to
Tittsburgh.' And then she socked me one."
First guy: "Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table
and I wanted to say to my wife: 'Please pour me a bowl of Wheaties.' But
I accidentally said: 'You ruined my life you fuckin' *****!'
He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye. He says
to him, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes, mind if I
ask how you got yours?"
Other guy: "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident.
See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the
hugest tits in the world was there. So, instead of saying 'I'd like a
ticket to Pittsburgh', I accidentally said, 'I'd like a Picket to
Tittsburgh.' And then she socked me one."
First guy: "Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table
and I wanted to say to my wife: 'Please pour me a bowl of Wheaties.' But
I accidentally said: 'You ruined my life you fuckin' *****!'
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