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Doctors' Opinions of the bail out package:
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> > The Allergists voted to scratch it, and the Dermatologists
advised not to make any rash moves.
> > The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it,
but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve, and the
Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
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> > The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted; the
Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body!' while the Pediatricians said,
'Oh, Grow up!'
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> > The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the
Radiologists could see right through it, and the Surgeons decided to wash
their hands of the whole thing.
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> > The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and
the Plastic Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter.'
> > The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the
Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
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> > The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and
the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
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> > In the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some
assholes in Washington .
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> > The Allergists voted to scratch it, and the Dermatologists
advised not to make any rash moves.
> > The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it,
but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve, and the
Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
> >
> > The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted; the
Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body!' while the Pediatricians said,
'Oh, Grow up!'
> >
> > The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the
Radiologists could see right through it, and the Surgeons decided to wash
their hands of the whole thing.
> >
> > The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and
the Plastic Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter.'
> > The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the
Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
> >
> > The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and
the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
> >
> > In the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some
assholes in Washington .