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'Twas the Night Before Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas,
The whole house was mella
Not a creature was stirrin'
'Cus I had a gun under my pilla.
When up on da roof
I heard stompin' around
I sprung to da winda
To scream, "Yo! Keep it down!"
When what to my wonderin'
eyes should appear
But the Don of all elfs
And eight friggin' reindeer!
Wit slicked back black hair
And a red silk suit
Don Nicky was here
Wit a bag fulla loot.
Wit a slap to dere snouts
And a yank on dere manes
He cursed and he shouted
And he called 'em by name
"Yo Tony, Yo Frankie,
Yo Vinny, Yo Vito
Ay Joey, Ay Paulie
Ay Stevie, Ay Guido!"
As I pulled out my piece
And hid by da bed
He flew troo da winda
And slapped da side of my head.
"What the hella ya doin'?
Pullin' a gun on the Don.
Now alls you get is coal
You friggin' moron!"
Den pointin' his fat friggin' finger
Right unda my nose
He twisted his pinkie ring
And up da chimney he rose.
He sprang to his sleigh,
Obscenities he was screamin'
And away dey all flew
For he troo dem a beatin'.
Den I heard him yell out,
What I least did expect
Merry F*ckin' Christmas to all
Now youse show some respect!
'Twas the night before Christmas,
The whole house was mella
Not a creature was stirrin'
'Cus I had a gun under my pilla.
When up on da roof
I heard stompin' around
I sprung to da winda
To scream, "Yo! Keep it down!"
When what to my wonderin'
eyes should appear
But the Don of all elfs
And eight friggin' reindeer!
Wit slicked back black hair
And a red silk suit
Don Nicky was here
Wit a bag fulla loot.
Wit a slap to dere snouts
And a yank on dere manes
He cursed and he shouted
And he called 'em by name
"Yo Tony, Yo Frankie,
Yo Vinny, Yo Vito
Ay Joey, Ay Paulie
Ay Stevie, Ay Guido!"
As I pulled out my piece
And hid by da bed
He flew troo da winda
And slapped da side of my head.
"What the hella ya doin'?
Pullin' a gun on the Don.
Now alls you get is coal
You friggin' moron!"
Den pointin' his fat friggin' finger
Right unda my nose
He twisted his pinkie ring
And up da chimney he rose.
He sprang to his sleigh,
Obscenities he was screamin'
And away dey all flew
For he troo dem a beatin'.
Den I heard him yell out,
What I least did expect
Merry F*ckin' Christmas to all
Now youse show some respect!
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