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    THE JOY OF MARRIAGE

    He didn't like the casserole

    And he didn't like my cake.

    He said my biscuits were too hard...

    Not like his mother used to make.

    I didn't perk the coffee right

    He didn't like the stew,

    I didn't mend his socks

    The way his mother used to do

    I pondered for an answer,

    I was looking for a clue.

    Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him...

    Like his mother used to do.
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    Re: THE JOY OF MARRIAGE

    lol, when you're married it's best not to bring up what anyone else has done better. Especially in the sack, lol!

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    • #3
      Re: THE JOY OF MARRIAGE

      Originally posted by kite View Post
      lol, when you're married it's best not to bring up what anyone else has done better. Especially in the sack, lol!
      Man you said it!

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      • #4
        Re: THE JOY OF MARRIAGE

        Originally posted by kite View Post
        lol, when you're married it's best not to bring up what anyone else has done better. Especially in the sack, lol!
        best advice you could give!! i think i'll pass that little nugget down to my 19yr old!! lol
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        • #5
          Re: THE JOY OF MARRIAGE

          Yep, best to keep your eyes open and your mouth shut

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          • #6
            Re: THE JOY OF MARRIAGE

            Don't forget to smile.
            I love women. That's why I'm married and my steady girlfriend lives with me. I've quit my players ways. Love is the most powerful force in the Universe. Use the power by clicking on the Rep icon.

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            • #7
              Re: THE JOY OF MARRIAGE

              kite hit the nail right on the head

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              • #8
                Re: THE JOY OF MARRIAGE

                thats a good one

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