Funny things you see at the gym

[daved150]

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245, thats a big mofo. did he hit the restroom to clean himself afterwards? bet he won't be barkin no more

just said "yessir"...and that was it. last time i trained there (year ago), he'd stopped barking...it was some funny shyt though

[firstenrgy]

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i can top this. We have an in-progress transvestite. This freak is half man and half woman and i can't even look at him/her. He/she is about 5 ft 11 inches, 180 lbs, flabby, long black curly hair, shaves the rest of his body, walks and talks like a woman. Just totally gross!! There are complaints about him/her using the men's room.

Don't make fun of phreak, it's not nice

[snickers1]

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i guess one funny thing at my gym is that the owner is prior pc geek knows nothing about gyms weighs all of 100pds... but he is a good guy and tries to get all the equipment we suggest

[3Vandoo]

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when I was 17 me and my friends were at a cheap ass gym in my town.

one evening there this dude in tank top, not tall but build. The guy is a mongolian or trisomic, but strong as hell.

so he doing side laterals with 100 lbs dumbells, and everyone is looking at him because he's strong, but he yells everytime he lift

AAAAAAAh AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAh

suddenly he start screaming more and he throw both DD accross the room while yelling BAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I never witnesed a gym to get emptied so fast

[BigDawg]

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ok, i've been waiting for a thread like this.
we have a couple of senior citizens who flock to the gym at 2:45 every day. unfortunately a few times a week i don't make it for the 4AM opening and train after work ay 2:30. one of the ladies is heavy set, walks with two canes and plants herself on the crunch machine and stays there the whole time she's at the gym. her partnet, a skinny old lady, hogs the leg extension machine doing rep after rep with 20 pounds on it. she has the high tech lifting gloves, the tight spandex pants, etc. i dread having to sit there and wait for the leg ext on leg days. she thinks she's hot and all the dudes want her. she has an admirer, an old dude who is about 230 pounds of fat shyt. he has the big bald spot and white hair that he's grown down past his shoulders. a 71 year old hippie, smells like a hippie too. while his honey is leg extensioning he is on the other machine i need. the calf raise machine, trying to impress the beeyotch. he got 120 on the calf raise. it is the angled, calf raise where u are sitting back at about a 30 degree angle or so and is doing soe sort of squat movement all pie eyed staring at Ms. Senior Hottie.
Another funny dude is mr i'm all that:
the other day this 6'4 dude is working out legs just like i am. Weighs about 160 or so. i am just about done and he grabs the calf machine again. i am running late so i ask if i can work in with him and he says sure. he is doing about 200 pounds for about 6 reps. i do a few warm up sets with that weight and after he goes, i crank it up to 340 for another warm up and he goes again at 200 and then i max the stack out at 400 for 20 reps and drop set my way back down through the stack to 220. my calves are blown up like balloons and i can hardly walk and i go to leave and he says that machibe doesn't work for me but it seems to work for you. i just said yeah i must be lucky and walked away.

[deepsouth]

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Well we have this guy(rides a hog) who has long hair and always wears along sleeve t-shirt. He does nothing for more than 1.5 hrs(thats how long I'm there-don't know how long he stays) than sit on any given piece of equipment and stare at what ever girls are on the free weight side. He will just sit there and try and give that smile everytine they glance in his direction- just a desperate man IMHO- its like a sad little puppy sitting there- makes me laugh