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One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" twice in the same sentence.
First she called on little Suzie who responed with, "my father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
"Very good Suzie", replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.
"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."
She said, "excellent Michael!"
Then the teacher reluctantly called on Brooklyn Tony.
"Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said "beautiful, just ****ing beautiful!"
First she called on little Suzie who responed with, "my father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
"Very good Suzie", replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.
"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."
She said, "excellent Michael!"
Then the teacher reluctantly called on Brooklyn Tony.
"Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said "beautiful, just ****ing beautiful!"
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