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    Scenario :
    Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot
    with shotgun in gun rack.

    1957
    - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car
    and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
    2007
    - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to
    jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for
    traumatized students and teachers.

    Scenario :
    Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

    1957
    - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up
    buddies.
    2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and
    Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started
    it.


    Scenario:
    Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.

    1957
    - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal.
    Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
    2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested
    for ADD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a
    disability.


    Scenario:

    Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a
    whipping with his belt.


    1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to
    college, and becomes a successful businessman.
    2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster
    care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she
    remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom
    has affair with psychologist.


    Scenario :
    Mark gets a he a dache and takes some aspirin to school.


    1957 - Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.
    2007 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car
    searched for drugs and weapons.


    Scenario:
    Pedro fails high school English.


    1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
    2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear
    nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for
    graduation is racist. ACLU files
    Class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English
    teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma
    anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak
    English.

    Scenario:
    Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in
    a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.




    1957- Ants die.
    2007- BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic
    terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers
    confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed
    to fly again.

    Scenario:
    Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found
    crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.


    1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
    2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She
    faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.
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