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I was driving under a bridge last night when I spotted a bum holding a sign that read, "Horny Need Help. God Bless". 
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The burden of originality is one that most people don't want to accept. They'd rather sit in front of the TV and let that tell them what they are suppose to like, what they're suppose to buy, and what they're suppose to laugh at. You have Beavis and Butthead telling you what music you're allowed to like and not like, and you've got sitcoms that have canned laughter that lets you know when to laugh if you're too stupid to know when the joke is. People are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves because America has raised them that way.
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Doubt that saturn
I like the one email that went around for a while with a bum holding a sign that said, "Homeless, will work for food...F**k it, I ain't gonna lie, I just want a beer" or something like that! Bwhahaha!Comment
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Goliath - i've probably know what bridge you are talking about...... 610 and westheimer? lol
Anyways, why is it that all bums are alcoholics? Makes you think.
I have a big heart though, I feel bad for people, especially in the winter time. We went out downtown this winter back when it was like 28 degrees and this bum was freezing, he didn't ask for money or anything. I ended up giving the guy my favorite jacket I was wearing.
I also picked up a dirty muddy stray dog off of the beltway and put him in my lexus and drove him to safety, lol. My car stunk for days, but hey its only a car, right?Comment
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Ladiesman, you know that bum traded that jacket for a fifth. I bet you drove that dog to chinatown - real safe man. God you're sick.Comment
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Originally posted by LadiesMan
Goliath - i've probably know what bridge you are talking about...... 610 and westheimer? lol
Anyways, why is it that all bums are alcoholics? Makes you think.
I have a big heart though, I feel bad for people, especially in the winter time. We went out downtown this winter back when it was like 28 degrees and this bum was freezing, he didn't ask for money or anything. I ended up giving the guy my favorite jacket I was wearing.
I also picked up a dirty muddy stray dog off of the beltway and put him in my lexus and drove him to safety, lol. My car stunk for days, but hey its only a car, right?
ahhh what a nice guy hahaMod @ SuperiorMuscle
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lol, yeah they pay good money for dogs in china town. I thought I was the only one who knew that?Originally posted by Auriflex
Ladiesman, you know that bum traded that jacket for a fifth. I bet you drove that dog to chinatown - real safe man. God you're sick.Comment
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I'm sure bums get horny too? What do you think he was trying to spell G? hungry?
Goliath - the sign said hungry bro, you just had your testosterone goggles on, lol.Comment
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And THAT's why they call him the Lady's Man....very nice Ladies Man.....very nice.Originally posted by LadiesMan
Goliath - i've probably know what bridge you are talking about...... 610 and westheimer? lol
Anyways, why is it that all bums are alcoholics? Makes you think.
I have a big heart though, I feel bad for people, especially in the winter time. We went out downtown this winter back when it was like 28 degrees and this bum was freezing, he didn't ask for money or anything. I ended up giving the guy my favorite jacket I was wearing.
I also picked up a dirty muddy stray dog off of the beltway and put him in my lexus and drove him to safety, lol. My car stunk for days, but hey its only a car, right?Comment
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That bum prob ate that damn dog for dinner.....Originally posted by Auriflex
Ladiesman, you know that bum traded that jacket for a fifth. I bet you drove that dog to chinatown - real safe man. God you're sick.Comment
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lmfao.Comment
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...I dont get it...
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DOOD!!! LMAO! How the hell did you know!? You've seen it to!!Originally posted by LadiesMan
Goliath - i've probably know what bridge
What do you make of it?The burden of originality is one that most people don't want to accept. They'd rather sit in front of the TV and let that tell them what they are suppose to like, what they're suppose to buy, and what they're suppose to laugh at. You have Beavis and Butthead telling you what music you're allowed to like and not like, and you've got sitcoms that have canned laughter that lets you know when to laugh if you're too stupid to know when the joke is. People are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves because America has raised them that way.
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Oh - I thought maybe you had seen the same guy. I'm not on a cycle right now though. Hmmm...maybe I have permanent test gogles...Originally posted by LadiesMan
Goliath - the sign said hungry bro, you just had your testosterone goggles on, lol.The burden of originality is one that most people don't want to accept. They'd rather sit in front of the TV and let that tell them what they are suppose to like, what they're suppose to buy, and what they're suppose to laugh at. You have Beavis and Butthead telling you what music you're allowed to like and not like, and you've got sitcoms that have canned laughter that lets you know when to laugh if you're too stupid to know when the joke is. People are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves because America has raised them that way.
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nah bro! lol I haven't seen the guy, but I know you live over in that area, and I know there is always at least one bum with a sign over there, lolComment
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