HAS CRAPPED THERE PANTS ON ACCIDENT.
SHIIT THERE PANTS
TRUE STORY I WAS 18 GOING TO A PROM I JUST GOT MY HAIR DONE AND ON THE WAY HOME I FELT LIKE I HAD TO TAKE A DUMP. WELL I STOPPED AT A FEW FRIENDS HOUSES AND THEY WERENT HOME. SO I CONTINUED TO DRIVE HOME KNOWING IT WAS GETTING WORSE. WELL I CAME TO MY STREET AND THERE WERE A FEW CARS IN FRONT OF ME AND THERE WAS TRAFFIC. WELL I COULDNT WAIT ANYMORE I PUT THE CAR IN PARK GOT OUT OF THE CAR AND WENT TO THE TREE THAT WAS ABOUT 50 FT AWAY WENT BEHIND IT PULLED DOWN MY SHORTS AND DUMPED. I DIDNT GIVE A SHIT WHO WAS WATCHING AND THEY WERE WATCHING. AFTER I WAS DONE I USED MY SOCK WIPED MY ASS WALKED BACK TO MY CAR WITH MY HEAD HELD HIGH GOT IN WENT HOME AND TOOK A BATH. I COULDNT MESS UP MY HAIR I JUST GOT IT DONE
SHIIT THERE PANTS
TRUE STORY I WAS 18 GOING TO A PROM I JUST GOT MY HAIR DONE AND ON THE WAY HOME I FELT LIKE I HAD TO TAKE A DUMP. WELL I STOPPED AT A FEW FRIENDS HOUSES AND THEY WERENT HOME. SO I CONTINUED TO DRIVE HOME KNOWING IT WAS GETTING WORSE. WELL I CAME TO MY STREET AND THERE WERE A FEW CARS IN FRONT OF ME AND THERE WAS TRAFFIC. WELL I COULDNT WAIT ANYMORE I PUT THE CAR IN PARK GOT OUT OF THE CAR AND WENT TO THE TREE THAT WAS ABOUT 50 FT AWAY WENT BEHIND IT PULLED DOWN MY SHORTS AND DUMPED. I DIDNT GIVE A SHIT WHO WAS WATCHING AND THEY WERE WATCHING. AFTER I WAS DONE I USED MY SOCK WIPED MY ASS WALKED BACK TO MY CAR WITH MY HEAD HELD HIGH GOT IN WENT HOME AND TOOK A BATH. I COULDNT MESS UP MY HAIR I JUST GOT IT DONE
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