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  • How fat myspace chicks fake U out!

    It doesnt have to be myspace. they can be on match, facebook, e-harmony, etc...
    1. They only have blurry webcam pics from the neck up..sometimes hundreds of head shots with no body pics.
    2. They only post pics of their kids(this is a sure giveaway that youre dealin with mrs butterworth)
    3.???

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    Okay....you officially make me laugh. Dammit....where's my head shot?
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    • #3
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      #3. They only have pics of senior year in High school...

      I got faked out once by this chick who said she worked out twice a day..she had some hot lingerie glamour shots... I was sexually aroused...lol...I went and met her...she was soo fat that her ankles were falling out of her shoes

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      • #4
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        Oh no......what did she think of you?
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        • #5
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          well, this was back when I used to drink...I tried to drink till she was lookin hot. it didnt work..lol...she seemed to lik eme ok i guess...haha

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          • #6
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            OMGoodness.....had to have a lil captain in ya - eh? Poor thing! Did she ever look hot?
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            • #7
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              no, but I tried to make the most of the situation cuz i drove a whole 50 miles to meet her..lol... I was trying to figure out how much I spent on gas plus alcohol...I got jobbed cuz I wasnt about to polk her...lmoa

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              • #8
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                awe....and gas prices are so high these days!! You poor thing! Next time, ask for her to hold up today's paper in the picture!!! LOL!!
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                  This may help......
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                  • #10
                    Re: How fat myspace chicks fake U out!

                    Being a moderator on Friend Project, we get these alot:

                    4) They post pictures of their favorite celebs (i.e., Eminem, Halle Barry, etc.)

                    5) The most beautiful facial/hand shots (usually the two places that show the least amount of fat)

                    6) Above the head shots.....They hold the cams above their heads and take pics looking up to the camera. No belly show, just face and cleavage. Great shot!!

                    7) Pictures of their hot female friends and/or sisters.
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                    • #11
                      Re: How fat myspace chicks fake U out!

                      Originally posted by TheChosen1 View Post
                      Being a moderator on Friend Project, we get these alot:

                      4) They post pictures of their favorite celebs (i.e., Eminem, Halle Barry, etc.)

                      5) The most beautiful facial/hand shots (usually the two places that show the least amount of fat)

                      6) Above the head shots.....They hold the cams above their heads and take pics looking up to the camera. No belly show, just face and cleavage. Great shot!!

                      7) Pictures of their hot female friends and/or sisters.
                      Hey thats a good point..have seen dozens of chicks with nothin but cleavage taken from above...I met this chick for sushi once...she was sooo fat...Im talkin obese...she looked like a goddess online..lmoas...i got the phuck outta there...

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                      • #12
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                        Dzone - I think you either need a bigger monitor or glasses! Stop looking at myspace on your Blackberry!
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                        • #13
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                          Originally posted by quirkysmilin View Post
                          Dzone - I think you either need a bigger monitor or glasses! Stop looking at myspace on your Blackberry!
                          LOL...yer too funny...But yes, those fatties do look better on my Dingleberry

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                          • #14
                            Re: How fat myspace chicks fake U out!

                            Originally posted by Dzone View Post
                            LOL...yer too funny...But yes, those fatties do look better on my Dingleberry
                            Well then...you are destined to graze at the fat farm forever.....Dingleberry?? EEEEEwwwwww....yucky!
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                            • #15
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                              my new cell phone is a dingleberry

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