Elevator etiquette

[Got Gear?]

Where I work, I ride a busy elevator probably 5-10 times a day.

Other people piss me off! It's like they don't know how to act around a frickin elevator. So let me make some points for the rest of the world to keep in mind.

1) Stand out of the way of the doors when they open. Chances are there's people getting off (especially lobby!)

2) Don't ask me "Going up?" when we're on the fricken ground floor!! That's as bad as asking for your food "to go" in a drive-thru.

3) LET PEOPLE GET OFF BEFORE YOU TRY TO FORCE YOURSELF ON!!!!!

4) Don't ask me what floor it is!! There's a big number in the elevator, there's another floor number at the side of the door, and another HUGE floor number staring you in the face when the door opens!!

5) Farting in the elevator? Nasty!!!

6) People who want to finish talking to the person in the hallway and hold the elevator door open in the process make me furious! If I wouldn't loose my job I'd have to get physical!!!

7) No your kid can't press the button.

8) Do you really need to take the elevator down from the 2nd floor to the 1st floor? No wonder you're so fucking fat. You could have been down to the 1st floor before the elevator even arrived at the 2nd floor.

OK, that's my rant for now. Spank-you.

[pudgy]

lol, ithink your medication adjusted again.

[Got Gear?]

Originally posted by pudgy
lol, ithink your medication adjusted again.

Nah, I adjusted it myself! Muuch better

[jack hust]

all true got gear i think there should be a eject button to get rid of those ass holes who dont understand the rules

[Got Gear?]

Originally posted by blm9376
You forgot about the women that spray half a bottle of perfume on themselves in or right before they enter the elevator. And then it hangs in the air for half the day.

Haha!! Yup I did forget them! But since I work in a hospital that supposed to be scent-free, I have a recourse! If they piss me off badly enough I'll tell a volunteer or a unit nurse and they'll kick em outa the hospital!!

[gongshow]

Re: Elevator etiquette

Originally posted by Got Gear?
Where I work, I ride a busy elevator probably 5-10 times a day.

Other people piss me off! It's like they don't know how to act around a frickin elevator. So let me make some points for the rest of the world to keep in mind.

1) Stand out of the way of the doors when they open. Chances are there's people getting off (especially lobby!)

2) Don't ask me "Going up?" when we're on the fricken ground floor!! That's as bad as asking for your food "to go" in a drive-thru.

3) LET PEOPLE GET OFF BEFORE YOU TRY TO FORCE YOURSELF ON!!!!!

4) Don't ask me what floor it is!! There's a big number in the elevator, there's another floor number at the side of the door, and another HUGE floor number staring you in the face when the door opens!!

5) Farting in the elevator? Nasty!!!

6) People who want to finish talking to the person in the hallway and hold the elevator door open in the process make me furious! If I wouldn't loose my job I'd have to get physical!!!

7) No your kid can't press the button.

8) Do you really need to take the elevator down from the 2nd floor to the 1st floor? No wonder you're so fucking fat. You could have been down to the 1st floor before the elevator even arrived at the 2nd floor.

OK, that's my rant for now. Spank-you.

haha, you are defintely rattled, But i totally understand where your coming from.

[rado]

Originally posted by Got Gear?
Nah, I adjusted it myself! Muuch better

lol. funny post.