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Weird Prescription
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the
pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy some
cyanide.' The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'
The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.' The pharmacist's eyes got
big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your
husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us
in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have
any cyanide!'
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed
with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now, that's different.
You didn't tell me you had a prescription.'
pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy some
cyanide.' The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'
The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.' The pharmacist's eyes got
big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your
husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us
in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have
any cyanide!'
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed
with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now, that's different.
You didn't tell me you had a prescription.'
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