George Carlins solution to save gas

[bohunt]

Bush wants us to
cut the amount of gas we use.....

The best way to
stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!

That would be 11
million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.....


Bring our troops
home from Iraq to guard the Border....



When they catch an
illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo
and ship him to Iraq ...




Tell him if he
wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in
the military....




Give him a
soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....



After his tour, he
will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.....




He will also be
registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot...



This option will
probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in
Iraq and the aliens trying to make a
better life for themselves...




If they refuse to
serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen,
rifle or ammo...




Problem
solved...

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