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    SPANISH LESSON

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    SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WATER

    My vieja gets mad and I don't even know water
    problem is!



    SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: BRIEF

    My homie farted. bad, and I couldn't brief.



    SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: MUSHROOM

    Orale vato, when all my familia gets in the car,
    theres not mushroom.



    SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CHICKEN

    My vieja wanted me to go to the store, but chicken
    go by herself .



    SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: LIVER & CHEESE

    Some vato tried to sweet talk my ruca. I told him,
    orale loco liver alone,
    cheese mine.



    SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JULY

    Ju tol me ju were goin to the store and July to me!
    Julyer!



    SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WAFER

    I wanted to go with my mom to the flea market pero
    she didn't wafer me!



    SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: HERPES

    I had some cake to share with my wife, this is my
    piece this is herpes



    SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: TISSUE

    I told you if you didn't know how to do it, I could
    tissue.


    SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: HARASSMENT

    Aorale vato my old lady caught me in bed wit my
    sancha so I said harassment
    nothing to me!



    SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CASHEW

    I was running after you but I couldn't cashew!



    SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: BISHOP

    We went out to the club y mi vieja got drunk and
    fell down, so I had to pick
    the bishop.



    SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JUICY

    Hey vato, I'm going to eat Paco's food, tell me if
    juicy him!
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  • #2
    Re: SPANISH LESSON

    LOL that is dead on bro!

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    • #3
      Re: SPANISH LESSON

      LMAO!!

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      • #4
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        Okay, here's my question about this. and don't say i'm racist either cuz my younger brother is 1/2 spanish. i'm just saying why is it a spanish person can make the sound of the letter "Y" as in "don't ask me to do it it's not my yob mang". But the same person cannot say the "Y" sound but it comes out as "J" as in "my favorite baseball team is de New Jork Jankees mang." why is that?
        Last edited by BigDawg; 05-10-2008, 10:25 PM.
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        • #5
          Re: SPANISH LESSON

          Originally posted by BigDawg View Post
          Okay, here's my question about this. and don't say i'm racist either cuz my younger brother is 1/2 spanish. i'm just saying why is it a spanish person can make the sound of the letter "Y" as in "don't ask me to do it it's not my yob mang". But the same person cannot say the "Y" sound but it comes out as "J" as in "my favorite baseball team is de New Jork Jankees mang." why is that?
          because it is the spanish pronunciation of the J which is similar to an english Y

          ie: ja, pronounciated ya
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          • #6
            Re: SPANISH LESSON

            wow im getting spanish lessons from a maple surp suckin moose riden kanadian


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            • #7
              Re: SPANISH LESSON

              Originally posted by 3Vandoo View Post
              because it is the spanish pronunciation of the J which is similar to an english Y

              ie: ja, pronounciated ya
              You mean to say the letter Y is pronounced like J in Spanish...Yolanda sounds like Jolanda. J is pronounced as a H in Spanish. Jesus sounds like Hay- soos.
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