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    Subject: 1967 vs. 2007




    1967 vs. 2007


    Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.

    1967 - Vice principal comes over to look at Jack's shotgun. He goes to his own car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.

    2007 - School goes into lock-down, and FBI is called. Jack is hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

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    Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.

    1967! - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. He returns to class, sits still, and does not disrupt class again.

    2007 - Jeffrey is diagnosed with A. D. D. and given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. School gets extra money from State because Jeffrey has a learning disability.

    >>>>>&! gt;>& gt;>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>


    Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

    1967 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

    2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is placed i n foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist convinces Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself, and their dad goes to prison. Billy's Mom has affair with psychologist.


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    Scenario: Mark has a headache and brings some aspirin to school.

    1967 - Mark takes aspirin in lunchroom and headache goes away.
    2007 - Police called. Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. Car is searched for drugs and weapons.

    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    Scenario: Pedro fails English in high school.

    1967 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.

    2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from cor! e curric ulum. Pedro is given a diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.


    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> ; >>>


    Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a fire ant hill.

    1967 - Ants die.

    2007 - Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, Homeland Security, and FBI called. Johnny is charged wit h domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates parents; siblings are removed from home; computers are confiscated. Johnny's dad goes on Terror Watch List and is never allowed to fly again.


    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher who hugs him to comfort him.

    1967 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

    2007 - Teacher is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in state prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy .



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    Re: Subject: 1967 vs. 2007

    WOW! thats funny...sad too cuz theres too much truth there

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      Re: Subject: 1967 vs. 2007

      fukin pedro stirred all kinds of shyt uo, eh??
      lmao..too funny
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      • #4
        Re: Subject: 1967 vs. 2007

        lol...good read.

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