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Guts vs Balls
Guts or Balls? There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people
having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an
effort to keep you informed, and to alleviate further confusion, the following
definitions are listed below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your
wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are
you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume
and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the
balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
I hope th is clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking,
there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death
--
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that
take our breath away!
Guts or Balls? There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people
having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an
effort to keep you informed, and to alleviate further confusion, the following
definitions are listed below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your
wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are
you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume
and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the
balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
I hope th is clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking,
there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death
--
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that
take our breath away!
ya man
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