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    I splashed water all over my pants and shirt somehow washing my hands in the mens room. Now I look like I couldnt control my pygmy rattler. Damnit!

  • #2
    really

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    • #3
      Do what I do!!

      Get yourself really wet and say that you had an encounter with one of those sewer aligators that decided to come up for air!
      RIP BigJim33 & GearedUp: You are sorely missed my friends.

      Hindsight is always 20/20. But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy.

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      • #4
        we've all done it... haha no big deal.
        "i swear you're about as subtle as a brick in the small of my back..."

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        • #5
          just be glad it was not white hand soap lmao

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          • #6
            use the blowdryer

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            • #7
              Originally posted by saturn
              Don't give him that idea. Now he'll be in the can all day humping the hand dryer.

              that would be funny your bhoss walks into the mens room and sees you trying to hump the hand dryer. Gives you another definition of hand job LOL
              Life is like a game, you either win or lose. AND I ALWAYS WIN

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              • #8
                It dried. I would like to add that those docker stain defender khakis are the shit. I can piddle inside of them - and it just rolls down the inside of the pant leg. No embarassing wetness!

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                • #9
                  now thats funny shit does it feel good when you pee inside em that warm piss dribbling down your leg Bwahahahahaha
                  Life is like a game, you either win or lose. AND I ALWAYS WIN

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by jack hust
                    just be glad it was not white hand soap lmao
                    haha thats just wrong!!!
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                    "The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses—behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights."
                    Muhammad Ali

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Got Gear?
                      Do what I do!!

                      Get yourself really wet and say that you had an encounter with one of those sewer aligators that decided to come up for air!
                      ive done that! i swear!

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                      • #12
                        Re: Crap!

                        Originally posted by Auriflex
                        I splashed water all over my pants and shirt somehow washing my hands in the mens room. Now I look like I couldnt control my pygmy rattler. Damnit!

                        HEHEHEHE, that good it wasnt hair gel or something. Now there you would have a problem.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Auriflex
                          No embarassing wetness!
                          Why didn't you just let your chest hairs soak all the water?:p

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Auriflex
                            It dried. I would like to add that those docker stain defender khakis are the shit. I can piddle inside of them - and it just rolls down the inside of the pant leg. No embarassing wetness!
                            Yeah only problem there is walking around with now yellow socks that were once white!!
                            My pain is caused by my pleasure!

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                            • #15
                              Who wears white socks with khakis. Like, I'm sure.

                              I wear black, brown or navy hosiery. I mean socks.

                              Screw you guys.

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