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    Quit tip.
    Lawyers.


    A lawyer and a doctor were on an extravagant fishing trip.


    The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down and everything I owned was burned. The insurance company paid a mint for everything I lost."


    "Now that's quite a coincidence," said the doctor. "I'm here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."


    The lawyer looked somewhat confused and said, "Really? How do you start a flood?"

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    lol

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      • #4
        *lmao*


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        • #5
          nice

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          • #6
            ha ha ha. very funny.

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            • #7
              nice!!!
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              • #8
                funny

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                • #9
                  lol
                  "A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you've forgotten the words."

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                  • #10
                    Two elderly attorneys are at a bar, when a stunning blonde walks in. Abraham turns to Solomon and says:

                    "damn, look at that. I'd love to screw her!"

                    Solomon says: "oh yeah, but out of what???"

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Berzerker
                      Two elderly attorneys are at a bar, when a stunning blonde walks in. Abraham turns to Solomon and says:

                      "damn, look at that. I'd love to screw her!"

                      Solomon says: "oh yeah, but out of what???"
                      lol
                      "A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you've forgotten the words."

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