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Ok, I meet this chick online...Im going to meet here saturday and its a couple hours drive...suddenly, i start feeling the shi its coming on from drinkin muscle milk...Im wearing a nice black suit to make a good impression...I stop at a gas station..as I am going in i try rippin a fart and guess what? I sh iiit my pants...I go into the bathroom, drop my drawersw and sh iiiit falls out all over the floor...I look down and I have shi itt inside my pants and on my legs....Lawdy!!!...I use about a pound of paper towels trying to clean myself off and i leave the **** on the floor...as Im walkin out i hear a bunch of teenagers goin in and i hear "Ohhh Groossss!!!"hahahaha
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Oh, I forgot to mention that i wasnt wearin any underwear so she could have easy access to my weeener...thats why when I sh iiiit, it went down my pantlegs and all over my legs...I swear...hahah -
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awww phuck..at the old site I was a mod so I could delete posts...Im not sure peeps here are going to see the humor in this story..oh well, wtf???lolComment
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Having shat myself a few times, I can appreciate the humor. At least you wore a black suit to hide the stains. Smelly phuquer.“I don't look ahead... I keep focused on my next opponent. I am looking forward to my next opponent, I don't think past that point.”
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DONT WORRY YOUR HUMOR IS JUST FINEDisclaimer: Steroid use is illegal in a vast number of countries around the world. This is not without reason. Steroids should only be used when prescribed by your doctor and under close supervision. Steroid use is not to be taken lightly and we do not in any way endorse or approve of illegal drug use. The information is provided on the same basis as all the other information on this site, as informational/entertainment value.
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my only question would be, how did the date go when you finally went home and changed and then showed up late? You DID change didnt you?Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments.
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nope...cant say i ever shyt myself!! lol!! soooo...how'd the date go?HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!
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So the date turned out to be kinda shytty huh?Comment
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never shyted myself but just curious is this first time muscle milk had this effect on and if so when going on first date why would take a chance with something like muscle milk knowing it will give you the farts and shyts... LOL!!!! rookie mistake LOL!!!!!“Don't worry about life, you're not going to survive it anyway.”
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lol...i was close once ****tin myself...had a long drive about 80 miles.. and once i was driving for 3 hours..and couldn't stop anywhere bc i was sorta tipsy and drunk so i had to take a leak... i let that motha out of my pants and pissed down inside my car....what a relieffff... i didnt care that i pissed in my car..down the floor mats... but man..i had to clean that stuff for a fw good hours...Comment
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SO YOU **** YOUR PANTS DIDNT WIPE YOUR ASS THEN PISSED INSIDE YOUR CAR.Disclaimer: Steroid use is illegal in a vast number of countries around the world. This is not without reason. Steroids should only be used when prescribed by your doctor and under close supervision. Steroid use is not to be taken lightly and we do not in any way endorse or approve of illegal drug use. The information is provided on the same basis as all the other information on this site, as informational/entertainment value.
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no shyt!! deno must have been REALLY drunk...honestly, as drunk as i've been, and taking into account that i'm irish/american indian and have been WAY THE FUK TRASHED, way more times than i can count, i'd never p i s s in my car, let alone, shyt my pants!! wtf? lolOriginally posted by FUZO View PostHE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!
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Oh man! That sucks...Comment
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to clarify: i didn't take a dump and had a leak all @ once... it happened separately... when a man has to go a man has to go... thats my rule..
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