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I WAS DOING SHRUGS IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR HAD 405 ON THERE AND STARTED TO DO THEM THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN MY TURTLE POPPED OUT OF MY ZIPPER HOLE AND INSTEAD OF STOPPING I FINISHED MY REPS AND PUT THE WIEGHT DOWN. THEN LOOKED AROUND TO SEE IF ANYONE SAY ME
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I dropped an 80lb dumbell on my finger about 10 years ago at the gym. I was putting it on the dumbell rack, and it slipped off and pinched my finger. I'm bleeding like a pig, trying to act cool. I had to get stitches.
On another stiches note, non gym related:
I'm at Home Depot about 2 years ago buying a piece of sheet metal. I rolled it up in my cart so it would fit. As I'm at the register, I pull it out, and it snaps unfolded and slips through my hands. There's about 5 guys waiting in line behind me, and I know I gotta be bleeding like a cut pig. And the pain is unfuking-believeable. But I'm playing it cool, until the guy behind me goes "Yo bro, you're bleeding pretty bad." I look down, and there's a puddle of blood on the floor, as well as all over the sheet metal. I'm like "Oh, didn't even notice it. Hehehe" Meanwhile, I'm fighting back screaming in pain. Everyone is looking at me. I say to the kid at the register "You got a towel or something? I cut myself." Man, that fuking hurt SOOOOO bad. But I couldn't let the 400lb contractors behind me see me in pain. That was embarrasing.
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I WAS DOING SHRUGS IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR HAD 405 ON THERE AND STARTED TO DO THEM THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN MY TURTLE POPPED OUT OF MY ZIPPER HOLE AND INSTEAD OF STOPPING I FINISHED MY REPS AND PUT THE WIEGHT DOWN. THEN LOOKED AROUND TO SEE IF ANYONE SAY ME
It must have been a small turtle.Or really cold in the gym.Or everyone had their back turned laughing.
The only thing was when I squat heavy ,for some fricken reason I always let out these squeeckers(wet farts) on my way up.And usually people will pay attention since I have the best squat in my gym.I't s not the guys that make me embarrased but the ladys.
I was doing seated rows on a cable machine. Had just upped the weight to 255. I had wrapped my straps around the v handle and on the first pull, the cable snapped. Wound up doing a backwards flip onto the gym floor.
Push it, Pull it, Rack it. Repeat untill wide!!
Take nothing I say as serious, What do I know, I sell water!!
I don't have anything real good. I've got the carabiners latched together while doing overhead cable cross overs. Which is kind of embarrassing.
My friend though, all of a sudden had to $hit in the middle of leg day. He thought he'd try to get through the workout instead of interrupting it with a bathroom break. Squats let him know not to do that again. He $hit himself and instead of interrupting his workout he had to abandon it. LOL!!
I watched this super hot chick one time doing squats and she got sideways and dropped the plates on the ground and then dropped the barbell, it was soo funny.. .
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy"...................Benjamin Franklin
I was doing leg presses once I don't remember @ what weight but it was pretty **** heavy that when it came down on me my knees locked up and I couldn't even push the **** weight...I was pinned by all the weight...here I am acting all cool like nothings wrong...thinking to myself..how in the hell will i get this weight off of me....luckily there was a few dudes that helped me out with this...i felt embaressed.
the only thing that happened to me was i wanted to try to do high rep squats (20 range). i didnt really have much weight on it, but after the first set of 21 or 22, i waited 90secs and got back at it...well, right around 17 or 18 i was going down and when i thaught i was reversing it and coming up, appearently, i was still going down!! my legs just quit! i went down to my knees and couldnt move...appearently no-one was paying attention becouse i felt like i was there forever. i didnt want to fling the bar off behind me so i gave out a little shout...this chick (all 110lbs of her) came over and helped it off! lmao!!! gawd...i was so embarresed...for the next month, everytime i came to workout she'd ask me if i needed a spot...smartass
HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!
Yea i havent had many embarrasing moments in the gym but the one that sticks out in my head was a while back when i was doing bench I was pushing so hard I actually got a hard on! Thats was some embarrasing ****! LOL
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