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    Putting Your Affairs In Order

    A woman went to her doctor.


    The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, "I've some bad
    news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order."

    The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into
    the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting.

    "Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we
    celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't
    well. I have cancer. Let's head to the club and have a martini."

    After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber.
    There were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually
    approached by some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as
    to what the two were celebrating.

    The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end.
    "I've been diagnosed with AIDS."

    The friends were aghast and gave the woman their condolences. After
    the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and
    whispered, "Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you
    just told your friends you were dying of AIDS."

    The woman said, "I don't want any of those *****es sleeping with your father after I'm gone."

    That's "Putting Your Affairs In Order".

  • #2
    Re: Putting your affairs in Order

    hahahahaha now that funny

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    • #3
      Re: Putting your affairs in Order

      LOL!

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      • #4
        Re: Putting your affairs in Order

        phucking sick..ahahaha

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        • #5
          Re: Putting your affairs in Order

          lol!!!
          HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!


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