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FU FOR BEING SICK
FU FOR HAVING TO PAY A LARGE CELL PHONE BILL
FU DIET THAT HAS FAILED AGAIN ON ME AND TRAINING AS WELL
FU FEELING BLOATED
FU COLD WEATHER
my F.U's go for days!!
on the plus side, my wife announced yesturday, that if i hit the 270mil mega lotto tonight, she'll have sex with me EVERYNIGHT FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVE'S!!!!!!!!!! (also negotiated 1 night in the butt a week! i know....i'm a shrewed negotiator).
so...i got that going for me!...kinda looking forward to that
HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!
Note: All of my advice and posts are merely for educational purposes I do not condone the use of steroids or any other illegal drugs. I am no doctor and my advice should be taken with a grain of salt, just like everyone else's hypothetical advice.
FU weather
FU wet interior
FU whoever didn't close my rear door good.
FU Friday crowds and traffic.
FU flushing $400 down the toilet 2 weeks in a row.
FU sick people that should stay their ass at home with that chit.
now i got another fu
fu lottery commision for fukin up the numbers YOU pulled, then penalizing ME, by not giving ME the 270mil. that was rightfully MINE, thus f'ing up my "sex EVERYNIGHT" deal i had with my wife!!...(she was even gonna give up that ass on the regular bases too, you dicheads!!)...(incompandent fukers cant even pull the right 6 numbers....no wonder this country's f'ed up)
HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!
I hardly ever play the lottery but for some reason I felt like i would hit it Saturday and forgot to play. Damn, I would be a multimillionaire right now. Forgetful bastard I swear.
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