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  • #16
    Re: Yeah i f'd up

    I know the name of a good divorce attorney if interested?
    “I don't look ahead... I keep focused on my next opponent. I am looking forward to my next opponent, I don't think past that point.”
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    • #17
      Re: Yeah i f'd up

      wow man thats bad good luck

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      • #18
        Re: Yeah i f'd up

        yup, so last nite all i hear about is how she needs to start taking ephedrine tomorrow, as she's putting away the individual boxes of cherry pies, chocolate pies and apple pies. lol. she isn't too pissed. the best line ever on this subject came from a fellow instructor at my dojo. after he and his gf had broken up she was trying to get back with him and they went out so she could clthes shop for a nite of clubbing she was going to do with the girls. she tried this backless number that tied with these strappy kind of things around the back and she came out of the dressing room and was modeling it asking what he thought and he just said "no, you should try something else". she is thinking he is jealous about her looking hot at a club and said what's wrong with it? twice he just said no, look for something else and there are about four other women hanging by the dressing rooms waiting. After the last time she asked why not this one he said: "Two words.... back fat". She turned red, slammed the dressing room door, the women waiting just gasped and she didn't speak to him the rest of the night. That boy had balls.
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        • #19
          Re: Yeah i f'd up

          yea..my wife woulda laffed. i know some get pissed at that shyt. just chase her around the house grabby her ass and putting your hands all over her for awhile....she'll know you find her hot still
          HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!


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          • #20
            Re: Yeah i f'd up

            oh hell, as soon as i get to spend more than an hour at home before going back to damn work we'll tear up the sheets, it's all good =)
            You may not recognize your mom when you get home, I shaved her back.





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